Celebrity Birthdays
Happy Birthday, Carl!
Today is the 58th birthday of actor Reginald VelJohnson. As everyone knows, Reginald is more widely known for playing the immortal TV role of Carl Winslow on the show “Family Matters”, which originally aired on Friday nights in the early 90′s on ABC as part of their “TGIF” line-up.
And just to refresh your movie trivia memory, Reginald also starred in two big hit movies in the late 80′s, “Die Hard” (he was the nightshift cop that answered John McClane’s call) and as the limo chauffeur in “Crocodile Dundee II”. Reginald has been scarce from the television ever since “Family Matters” went off-the-air but, damn it, Steve Urkel can kiss my ass!
Happy Birthday, Biv!
Today is the 42nd birthday of (in my opinion) one of the most underrated New Jack Swing/R & B producers in music, Michael “Biv” Bivins!
In case you forgot, Biv was also a member of New Edition and, of course, Bell Biv Devoe. Let’s celebrate Biv’s birthday and BBD (who are still together and touring, mind you) by watching the video of one of their most memorable songs of the early 90′s and their biggest hit, “Poison”!
“Never trust a big butt and a smile!” Best lyric ever!
Happy Birthday, Anna Kendrick
My favorite actress with the biggest head in Hollywood (literally), Anna Kendrick, celebrates her 25th birthday today! And isn’t a big co-winky-dink that her birthday coincides in the same week that her latest flick, “Scott Pilgrim VS. The World” opens in theaters? I don’t think so!
If I got my facts correct, Anna is probably the only cast member from the “Twilight” movies that has been nominated for a Golden Globe AND an Oscar. Suck it, K-Stew bitch!
Marisa Miller Is Officially OLD
But I’m not saying that in a bad way. Or maybe I am! Supermodel Marisa Miller turns a hearty 32-years old today and that is considered a bit weird considering that this woman constantly LIED about her age during the first couple of years of her modeling career (she always claimed to be 2 years younger than her real age).
Even when she was doing nudie shots for Perfect 10 Magazine, she was already lying about her age. Speaking of nude, ever since Marisa decided to get a manager, they’ve done everything they can to thwart the hardcore fans from ever knowing about her sordid nudie past. But why hide the truth? Marisa looks as good topless and naked than she does in a bikini and we all deserve that! I’m sick of looking at the photos that don’t show anything!
As of late, Marisa’s been getting minimal (to almost zero) work for Victoria’s Secret and she’s stopped doing shoots for Sports Illustrated. So what the hell does she do now, you ask? Well, she sells herself basically. Check it out, homegirl is featured on the cover of the latest issue of FHM UK and here’s the kicker: the whole thing was orchestrated by her management. That means that FHM never really came to her and asked for her to pose for them. Instead, her management set-up the photoshoot, took the pictures, and then had them passed around to various men’s magazines and FHM was the one to take the bait. That’s just sad. Oh well, Happy Birthday, FATSO.
Happy Birthday, AnnaLynne!
“90210″ starlet AnnaLynne McCord celebrates her 23rd birthday today and got into it a bit early! AnnaLynne and her co-star Jessica Stroup took a trip to the Armani Xchange store in Beverly Hills yesterday afternoon where a shirtless dude busted out a cake for the birthday girl.
And if there’s one thing that’s quite obvious from her cake, it’s that AnnaLynne loves her some AnnaLynne. WORD! Mmmm…..I would love to munch on that fluffy piece of cake!
Happy Birthday, Mr. Megan Fox
Brian Austin Green AKA that guy who played the character of David Silver on the TV show “Beverly Hills 90210″ celebrates his 37th birthday today! While this dude has gone on to cameo in other TV shows (including a stint on “The Sarah Connor Chronicles”), he’s known for two things:
#1 – IMPREGNATING VANESSA MARCIL
During the last two seasons of “90210″, he met Vanessa Marcil, imbued his evil seed in her, and then bailed on her during the pregnancy to do the next thing….
#2 – MEETING AND MARRYING MEGAN FOX
So now that he’s done the impossible and made an honest woman out of the social celebrity pariah known as Megan Fox, does that mean we have to like him now?
.
This is quite the impressive accomplishment for a guy who tried to be a rapper. Other than that, Happy birthday, Mr. Megan Fox!
28 Years Of Bush
Sophia Bush, that is! The “One Tree Hill” actress, who did NOT star in last year’s Oscar-nominated flick “Up In The Air” (that was Anna Kendrick), turns a hearty 28 years old today. I hate to say it but Sophia is one of those hottie California girls who still hasn’t found her big break yet despite a high profile marriage (that went bust) and a (somewhat) popular TV show. But hopefully, she’ll put her last name to use and do something….exotic with it. We can only hope.
Other than that, Happy birthday, Sophia!
Celebratin’ With 2PAC!
I’m one of those people that don’t believe all the conspiracies about 2Pac still being alive and all that bullshit…..but, in the back of my mind, I still get the feeling that he’s alive and chillin’ in the hot sun celebrating (what would’ve been) his 39th birthday today.
To celebrate, let’s watch a couple of his classic videos!
Now THAT is what you call ol’ skool classic! Take note, Drake and B.O.B.!
Happy Birthday, Bar & Angelina!
Two hot women celebrate their birthday today: supermodel Bar Refaeli and Angelina Jolie (who played a supermodel in “Gia”).
Bar turns a really old 25 years and Angelina turns 35.
Happy Birthday, Megan Fox!
24 years of Megan Fox. Seems like only yesterday, doesn’t it? First, it was those Transformers movies, and then an assload of media attention, and then a whole truckload of fans and haters, and then Jennifer’s Body, and now Jonah Hex. And after all that….she still didn’t score the #1 spot for this year’s Maxim list. SCREW YOU, MAXIM. And Happy Birthday, Megan!
New Kids On The Block In Concert
I was aware that the five guys from NKOTB were back together, but I was NOT aware that they were still touring. Yup, the guys that gave us hot hits like “The Right Stuff”, “Hangin’ Tough”, and “Please Don’t Go Girl” made their latest stop on their Casi-NO Tour last night in the city of…..wait for it, MIAMI!
If ever there was a teeny-bopper concert that had more cougars than teenies in attendance, it would be this one. Now, if only Marky Mark would get back with the Funky Bunch……
Oh, and before I forget, Happy Birthday to NKOTB member Danny Wood (he’s the one all the way to the left in the pic above).
Happy Birthday, Odette Yustman!
My third favorite brunette (behind Megan Fox and Katharine McPhee) and Maxim’s 70th Hottest Woman of 2010 celebrates her 25th birthday today! The star of 2009′s first hit flick “The Unborn” has been absent from the movies for a long while, but she has reappeared at a few recent events sporting a giant rock on her finger. Oh dear god, why did this have to happen???
I don’t wanna talk about that. Let’s just ogle at some Odette photos, shall we?
My perfect TV show fantasy: Amber Heard, Odette Yustman, and Megan as the new Charlie’s Angels! That would so rock. Other than that, Happy Birthday, Odette!
Happy Birthday, Christina Hendricks!
Christina Hendricks AKA The Best Looking Woman In America (according to Esquire) celebrates her birthday today! She (and those) turn a mind-bending 35-years old.
I think it’s time Christina break out of her “Mad Men” role and play somethin’ a little more suitable to her and those. I suggest doing a live-action anime adaptation of the mock anime show, “Princess Robot Bubblegum”! The story is about a red-haired heroine samurai with gigantic knockers and a cellphone vibrator that fights evil using slo-mo montages, spouts off catchphrase one-liners like “Too horny to fight crime!” and saves humanity….by sleeping with it!
Perfect role for her! Other than that, Happy Birthday, Christina!
Happy Birthday, Amber Heard!
Have you HEARD the news? It’s Amber Heard’s 24th birthday! This is the reason I got up this morning. To celebrate this momentous occasion, let’s scope out some sexy-hot photos of Amber.
I don’t need to say anything else about Amber’s Farrah Fawcett-like beauty except “GOD-DAYUM!!!” Sure, sometimes I do knock on Amber for looking like Scarlett Johansson at times but, let’s admit it, Scarlett’s got NOTHING compared to Amber! Suck it, Johannson! And Happy Birthday, Amber!
Happy Birthday, Joey Lawrence!
Joey Lawrence AKA the guy from early 90′s TV show “Blossom” turns 34 years old today!
While I’m sure Joey would prefer not to remember his early 90′s past, I’ll be more than happy to recall it. Check it out, Joey ventured into a musical career following his success with “Blossom” and released a solo Pop album in early 1993.
The song he released was a cheesy but AWESOME ditty called “Nothing My Love Can’t Fix (Whoa)” and it got lots of airplay on MTV and earned a slot in the Billboard Top 10 that year.
Since then, Joey (or “Joe” as he wants to be called) has done lots of minor straight-to-DVD movies and appeared on “Dancing With The Stars”, but no matter how much he won’t admit, “Nothing My Love Can’t Fix” is still the only reason anyone recognizes him. Other than that, Happy Birthday, Joe(y)!
Happy Birthday, Mr. Hefner
The Editor-In-Chief of the Playboy Empire, Hugh M. Hefner, is 84 years strong today. There’s too many things to say and nothing he hasn’t already heard, so I’ll skip the commencement speech.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Hefner! To celebrate, I’ll actually READ the latest Playboy issue. Believe me, I will try my damndest just for you.
Happy Birthday, Oates!
John Oates, who is the other half of one of my favorite bands of the 80′s, Hall & Oates, celebrates his 61st birthday today! Aside from the bitchin’ mustache and awesome afro, Oates is also responsible for lots of the Hall & Oates hits such as “Maneater”, “Method Of Modern Love”, “One On One”, “Say It Is’t So”, and the one hit in which Oates sang lead vocals, “Mano A Mano”!
Believe it or not, Hall & Oates are still together and still doing the occasional mini-tour, although they don’t use as much synthesizers as they used to do in the 80′s (NNNooooooo!!!) and Oates has been without the mustache for quite awhile now. Other than the mustache mishap, Happy Birthday, Oates!
Happy Birthday, Kid!
Christopher Reid AKA “Kid” from 90′s Rap group, Kid N’ Play celebrates his 46th birthday today!
In case you forgot, Kid N’ Play were a semi-successful duo in the late 80′s/early 90′s that had a big Rap hit (“Ain’t Gonna Hurt Nobody”) and a string of successful films (“House Party”, “Class Act”). Kid hasn’t been all too successful on his solo endeavors and we pretty much remember him only as the guy with the high fade haircut (although NBA superstar LeBron James made a reference to them in one of his commercials).
But I’ll tell you right now, if Kid can get Play to agree to “House Party 4″, I’m in! Other than that, Happy Birthday, Kid!
Lady Gaga – Happy Birthday To ME!
Well, it was inevitable but it happened. Yesterday was the 24th birthday of “Bad Romance” star Stefani Germanotta AKA Lady Gaga! To celebrate, the Gagster posted a photo of herself (partially nude) on her website to celebrate herself. I mean, what else was she gonna do, right?
I never thought I’d say this but ever since the emergence of the artistically shallow ke$ha, I’ve come to actually enjoy Gaga more than I did before. She may not have a big dick inside her pants like everyone says, but I gotta say, she’s got my support. Happy Birthday, Gaga!
Happy Birthday, Rockwell!
Today is the 46th birthday of One-Hit Wonder artist, Rockwell! If you don’t recognize the name, then I’m sure you’ll recognize his only hit record from 1984, “Somebody’ Watching Me” which featured background vocals from Michael Jackson. Lately, the song has been in constant rotation on TV due to the fact that the song is being used in all those goddamned GEICO commercials.
He may not be relevant today, but I can guarantee this guy is swimming in a pool of royalties because of those GEICO commercials. Other than that, Somebody’s watching you, Rockwell!
If you still don’t know the song I’m talking about, watch this video. That should clear it up.
