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LA police say speed may have caused fatal crash involving Salma Hayek’s brother

Lt. Andrew Neiman told the Los Angeles Times that Salma Hayek’s 40-year-old Sami Hayek may have been going too fast on a twisty section of Sunset Boulevard when he lost control of a Ford GT on Sunday afternoon. The car reportedly fishtailed, crossed into oncoming traffic and hit a pickup truck. The crash broke Hayek’s ribs and killed his passenger, photographer and Grammy-winning art director Ian Cuttler Sala. The pickup driver suffered a broken foot.
Lt. Neiman says no drugs or alcohol were involved.

Bieber bodyguard and bus driver arrested for stealing photographer’s camera

After a concert in Sandy Springs, Georgia, north of Atlanta, a 32-year-old bodyguard for Justin Bieber got into a fight with a photographer, whom the bodyguard said got too close to Bieber. The bodyguard and a 49-year-old bus driver followed the photographer to a parking lot and took his camera. The two men were arrested as they were arriving at a house Bieber were arrested.

Great. Now we have bodyguards who appoint themselves as judges and juries. Granted, some paparazzi are no angels, but if the reports are true, I hope these two face very unsympathetic judges and juries. Further I wish that Justin Bieber would just go away, and if he insists on some form of self-destruction, please do so in a way that sucks in the fewest bystanders, hangers-on, confidantes and otherwise unsuspecting members of the general public.

Shia LaBeouf in another London bar fight, threatens, “I can get you killed”

An argument between “Transformers” star Shia LaBeouf and a man at a Convent Garden pub apparently went downhill when LaBeouf was overheard saying, “I can get you killed,” according to British tabloid The Sun.  LeBeouf reportedly upset a female fan who approached him at the restaurant, and then argued angrily with the woman’s boyfriend when he came to defend her.

“Shia went for this guy after he upset his girlfriend,” a source told The Sun.  “It was shocking. He looked out of control.”  After the heated exchange, LaBeouf was escorted out of the establishment by staff, according to The Sun.

This is the second bar-related fracas for the actor in recent months while in London.  In October he was reportedly punched in the face and kicked in the groin after trying to film a woman who was throwing up on a London street.  An unidentified passerby apparently attacked the actor after he wouldn’t stop filming the woman looking decidedly under the weather.

Alec Baldwin’s late-night talk show canceled

November 26, 2013

Did you even know that he had a talk show?

Upon learning that his MSNBC talk show “Up Late With Alec Baldwin” had been canceled after only five episodes, the outburst-plagued actor spoke out about the cancellation and the incident that sparked it – and one of his critics has responded.

Baldwin became a focal point of controversy after a videotaped altercation with a reporter on a New York street appeared to show the actor telling the reporter off using a gay slur.  Although he has apologized for the comment, he has maintained that he never used a gay slur. But with the cancellation of his show, he is expressing frustration with those who criticized him, including GLAAD’s vice president of communications, Rich Ferraro.

“But you’ve got the fundamentalist wing of gay advocacy — Rich Ferraro and Andrew Sullivan — they’re out there, they’ve got you,” Baldwin told the website Gothamist. “Rich Ferraro, this is probably one of his greatest triumphs. They killed my show. And I have to take some responsibility for that myself.”

He added, “There’s nothing you can do when you get thrown in this washing machine, nothing. You know? Nothing. All you end up doing is just defending yourself all day long.”

Ferraro responded to Baldwin with a statement of his own, writing, “I consider GLAAD’s campaigns to end the Boy Scout of America’s ban on gay scouts, raise national visibility of the violence and inequality facing transgender people, and battling for marriage equality to be among my ‘greatest triumphs.’ But if a teacher, coach, local radio show host, or parent realizes that anti-LGBT slurs are outdated and unacceptable because of this Baldwin issue, I guess we’ll call it a win. Alec Baldwin’s team has not been open to turning this incident into an opportunity for public education and that’s unfortunate.”

In spite of his wide public visibility, Baldwin’s show on MSNBC struggled in the ratings, drawing just 395,000 viewers for what turned out to be its final episode on November 8th.  He is currently in Hawaii, where he is filming a role in director Cameron Crowe’s next movie, which is still untitled.

Miley Cyrus lights up a joint onstage during MTV’s European Music Awards

Not so long ago, many in the media were referring to Britney Spears as “the train wreck that is Britney Spears.” Surely the “train wreck” moniker applies to Miley Cyrus.

MTV may not have been too amused after Miley Cyrus smoked pot onstage at the MTV European Music Awards in Amsterdam on November 10.  That didn’t seem to matter to the 20-year-old singer, who said the act was not pre-planned and was intended to be funny.

“I was just walking out of my room and then I was like ‘Oh I have this in my bag, that will be really funny,” she explained during a radio interview with U.K.’s Capital FM on Wednesday, Nov. 13, confirming that the joint was, indeed, marijuana. “And I didn’t say anything to anybody. It’s not that I think about that, and I don’t tell anyone I’m gonna do it because then they’re going to tell me no.”

“Some people I think overthink stuff so much . . . that’s not why I do it,” she added. “I just did it mostly because I knew the fans in Amsterdam would love it and they started going crazy when I did it.”

During the show, Miley created quite a stir when she went on stage to accept the award for Best Video, and then started smoking a joint. MTV censored her acceptance speech when the awards show was rebroadcast in the United States, and showed footage of the audience in its place.

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2013 MTV Europe Music Awards – Amsterdam – Nov. 10, 2013

“It’s kind of funny because after you do something like that – everyone doesn’t want to talk as much about your performances,” Cyrus, who performed both her hits “We Can’t Stop” and “Wrecking Ball” during the awards show, told Capital FM. “But this is one of my favorite things about coming to Europe is even though that happened, it’s not like the main focus of the night. Everyone was coming up and hitting me up about my performance and how I sound.”

Cyrus also told the radio show that she doesn’t “care what the media says.”  The morning after the show, she tweeted that same sentiment, writing, “Sometimes in life you just gotta decide to not give AF.” She later added, “So much fun last night! Amsterdam, you’re the dopesssst, thank you for always being so good to me.”

Miley’s brilliance seems limitless.  For the record, I’m not advocating marijuana use – I’m just passing along some news from the event.

Today’s news tidbit from Cyrusville

According to a report by TMZ, former American Idol contestant Adam Lambert and Miley Cyrus were partying at Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood when Lambert passed what looked to be a joint to Miley.  SHe was in costume as Li’il Kim.  It has not been confirmed that the item was, in fact, marijuana, but Miley recently made a public note of her fondness for the drug.

Everybody who’s surprised, raise your hand.

Ah.  Didn’t think so.

 

 

Just go away!

Ever notice that you almost never hear anyone say anything bad about certain celebrities? Sandra Bullock and Lucy Liu come to mind. And then there is the other end of the spectrum. Some people are forever in the news, having one little incident after another. Sometimes you just wish they would go away.

Here are just a few names that naturally pop into mind for the I Just Wish They Would Go Away award. Of course it is the kind of award most people would never want to win, but that is the funny thing about awards. Sometimes there is no choice, they just come your way.

Cast your vote for the one you wish would go away the soonest.

Who should just go away?

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Everybody Hates Lea Michele

The stories are slowly churning out about how much of a high-maintenance diva and all-around bitch “Glee” starlet Lea Michelle really is. The latest bitch story comes from newcomer 14-year old actress Hailee Steinfeld, who co-stars in the hit Jeff Bridges flick, “True Grit”.

The young actress gave an interview to J-14 Magazine (y’know, those teeny-bopper magazines?) and pretty much told the reporter what an absolute bitch Lea Michele was to her when she tried to snag an autograph from the bitch.

When I was auditioning for “True Grit”, I was on the Paramount lot. “Glee” also films on the lot and….I saw Lea Michele just walking to her trailer and I was like, ‘That’s the girl from Glee. I’ve got to go ask for her autograph!’ So I walked up to her and asked for her autograph, but she walked by and a guy came and said, ‘Sorry, now’s not a good time!’ I was practically crying on the way home. I was so sad!

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Wow, Lea Michele is an absolute BITCH!! This is why I don’t watch “Glee” because there obviously isn’t any coming from Lea Michele!!! And don’t even get me started on how Lea fucked up the classic 80′s Wham! song “Last Christmas”……..

For All The Angelina Jolie Fans….

…this one’s for you! Chelsea Handler Haters Unite!

[Courtesy of Mr. Ralph Garman @ Hollywood Babble-On]

Miley Cyrus & The Bong Misadventures

If you haven’t heard by now, some money-grubbing douchebag submitted a video to TMZ of Miley Cyrus smoking Salvia from a bong and……..ZZZZZzzzzz……zzzzz……..

….zzzzzz……HUH? WHAT? What was I saying? Oh, sorry……you’ll have to excuse me, this story was just too unbelievably boring.

What’s Up Brian Austin Green’s A$$?

Y’know, I knew there was something fishy about this slimy sunnnuvabitch. The folks over at E! got word of a small incident involving Megan Fox and a fan who wanted a picture. According to the story, a casual fan walked up to Megan and Brian – who were dining at a Korean restaurant over the weekend – and when they approached the couple and asked to take a photo, Brianus Austinus Greenus pretty much told the star-struck fan to fuck off.

From the looks of it, Megan was more than happy to take the photo but, like the over-bearing prick that he is, Brian spoke for Megan and gave the poor fan the dissatisfaction.

Who the fuck does this asshole think he is?!? Look, I understand that celebrities don’t want to be disturbed when they’re trying to be incognito but, SERIOUSLY, TAKE A CHILL PILL! How the Hell does it ruin Brian Austin Green’s day to just take FIVE goddamned seconds off his miserable life to sign an autograph or take a picture? HOW?!? He should be lucky anybody even acknowledges his cranky ass! And now I’m starting to hear rumors that Brian really is a control freak and is keeping Megan on a leash (but we’ll save that one for another conversation).

Believe it or not, I’ve actually met the lovely Megan Fox (IN PERSON) and I can wholly testify that Megan LOVES her fans and signs every autograph regardless. And the fact that Megan was eager to please her fans even while dining at a restaurant shows just how humble she is of them. That’s why it pisses me off to read this kinda story and to see what an unbelievable douchebag Megan’s husband can be to the people that made him (and Megan) famous.

Jessica Alba goes to Prison

Okay, that didn’t happen, but little Miss Personality-on-a-stick thought she was above the law and decided to go into a speeding frenzy in her GMC Yukon Hybrid car in Beverly Hills. Of course, the CHP pulled her ass over and gave her a little bit of a pep talk.

The unfortunate part? The sissy cop fell for her FAKE charms and let her off with only a Warning!!! What the blue fuck!!? Did he just wave his finger at her and say, “Okay, Miss Alba, don’t you be speeding next time or else! Now have a nice day.” SCREW YOU, MR. SISSY POLICEMAN SONOFABITCH!!

Not only should he have given her a goddamned speeding ticket, he shoulda hauled her ass to jail for lack of personality! GODDAMN IT ALL!!!!

Erin Andrews Is Suing A Hotel

Erin Andrews’ sudden overnight fame has bugged me for months! Think about it. Less than a year ago, NOBODY knew who the blue fuckin’ Hell Erin Andrews was. And I mean, NOBODY. To her credit, she was only known as some blonde-headed Marisa Miller rip-off sideline reporter for ESPN that interviewed sweaty athletes.

And then a news story broke about how Erin Andrews “ESPN reporter” caught someone peeping and recording her inside her hotel room. Even as the story broke, viewers that saw it were like, “Erin who?”. The catch here was that Erin was being filmed completely naked. In the (obviously staged) video, all Erin does is stand around her room while curling her hair with a curling iron! Sure, she’s totally in the buff, but absolutely nothing happens for all five BORING minutes of the video! And because of this little incident, she’s become a pseudo-celebrity in her own little word.

And NOW…..Erin is bringing up a lawsuit to the HOTEL that she was staying at where the whole naked peephole thing took place! Yes, Erin Andrews is technically suing the place that made her famous (or infamous)! What an ungrateful bitch! She should be worshiping the naked video gods that this hotel helped gain her some notoriety and this is how she repays them? Videotape “nightmare”, MY ASS.

First of all, don’t believe the hype that she’s a victim of circumstance. That’s all BULLSHIT. She’s gained so much more undeserved fame from all of this and I wouldn’t be hard-pressed to believe that it was all part of some grand master plan. Instead of putting the incident aside and staying away from the spotlight, what does she do? She joins “Dancing With The Stars” and makes a bunch of “Hot” lists and has paparazzi following her. Undeserving for someone like her!

Okay, how about this as a consolation reward: if Erin Andrews gets to sue the hotel and imprison the scapegoat she hired to film her, then SHE gets to have her fame card taken away. How about THAT! She goes away and goes back to being unknown. Hey, it’s what she wanted, right? I’m sure that she never “asked” to be famous, did she not? Oh, THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!

WANTED: Lindsay Lohan!

Authorities are on the hunt for escaped actress Lindsay Lohan! Bitch fled America and was last seen partying at the Cannes Film Festival and, so far, law enforcement ain’t too happy.

If you see this raggedy-ass actress parading through your neighborhood in a drunken stupor, contact your local law enforcement agency and have them haul her ass in! We demand justice for this boneheaded shit!

Tiger Woods Nabs the Vanity Fair Cover

Everyone’s favorite waitress-lovin’ athlete, Tiger Woods, has been given the cover of the February 2010 issue of Vanity Fair with the disclaimer, “Raw, Never-Before-Seen Photos”. It’s been over a MONTH since Tiger’s troubles began and, so far, he’s done NOTHING to fix his own reputation. And for that, he deserves the cover of Vanity Fair. WAY TO GO, VANITY FAIR.

Fergie & Dita Von Teese Get Friendly

Fergie and Dita Von Teese look like the Best of friends. Probably even Girlfriends. And Josh Duhamel? He’s Fergie’s shit-for-brains idiot husband banging some no good, big-mouthed hussy stripper. He coulda had a piece of BOTH these girls. Josh Duhamel = EPIC FAIL.

Jessica Alba At the Salon. Again.

Hey look, it’s everyone’s favorite nobody, Jessica Alba! Little Miss Belligerent (sporting a fiery red hairdo) was snapped by the paps as she begrudgingly made her way into a nail salon in Beverly Hills late yesterday afternoon.

This seems to be Jessica’s daily routine nowadays – visiting nail salons, shopping at Whole Foods, bombing at the box office, and defacing public property. Just another typical Jessica Alba day. BULLSHIT. GO TO HELL!!!

Lindsay Lohan Parties Up after the Emmys!

I don’t know why but, apparently, everyone’s favorite drunkard got invited to the AMC Emmy Afterparty at the Chateau Marmont! Wait a minute, isn’t AMC the channel that has the show “Mad Men”? Lilo isn’t part of that show!

Later in the evening, LiLo was then seen leaving the party looking quite upset. Let me take a guess – Samantha Ronson, Cocaine, Fighting, Screaming, Booze. Did I miss anything from this usual list?

Dirty secrets of the ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’

housewives_newjersey_l“The Real Housewives of New Jersey” have some real problems. The Bravo series heads to Jersey shore and there are some bodies buried in the backyard, according to the New York Post.

Among the drama not shown on screen is the financial reality of housewife Teresa Giudice. She spends $120,360 in cash to decorate her dream home, but the mother of three has $15,000 in delinquent debts for a decorative railing on the mansion’s grand staircase, as well as $11,276 to a fertility clinic, a $2,030 claim from Budd Built-In Vacuum Cleaners.

“I don’t think that is anybody’s business,” Giudice said about the debts in a phone interview.

Also owing money is Danielle Staub, who boasts that she was engaged 19 times before marrying now ex-husband Thomas.

The IRS filed a lien against the couple in 2007 for failing to pay $130,557 in personal income tax for 1999, 2002 and 2003, records show.

She might have out and out lied about her background (they’re still counting the would-be fiances, I’m sure). She claimed to be a model with the Ford agency, but the business has no record of her.

And then there’s the mob references, of course. Sisters Caroline and Dina Manzo are married to brothers who run a popular Paterson catering hall and whose father, Albert “Tiny” Manzo, was found shot to death in the trunk of his car in 1983 in what was thought to be a mob hit.

“I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of and nothing to hide about my past,” Caroline Manzo told reporters last week.

Dina Manzo has her own tax trouble. She runs Project Ladybug, a charity for sick kids, which claims to be a nonprofit. But the IRS said it was not tax-exempt, meaning that donations are not tax-deductible and there is no public accountability of spending. An accountant for the charity said it had applied to the IRS to get that designation.

The reality show premieres at 11 p.m. tonight.

Joe Jonas commits Miley’s racist sins

asianChildren, what happened to flipping the bird or giving bunny ears? Jonas Brother Joe Jonas, 19, appears in a photo on Gossip Teen pulling his eyelids with his pinky finger into a slant. The shot appears just weeks after fellow Disney star Miley apologized for a similar stunt and denied being racist.

Joe, the older brother of Miley’s ex, Nick Jonas, has about three years on Miley and you’d think he’d have a little more intelligence, but nope.

No word when the photo was taken or where it came from before surfacing on Gossip Teen.

Kenan Thompson opens mouth, inserts foot

Oh, honey. No. Saturday Night Live cast member Kenan Thompson was either fundamentally unfunny or completely unaware of public perception.

Thompson Us at the GBK Luxury Lounge in L.A. on Friday that his show would be open to having controversial rapper Chris Brown back on SNL: “It’s not up to me, but I’m sure we would if he had another hit single. We don’t care about scandal. We just care about what brings us ratings!”

True, but, um, see, having the current pop culture villain on the show tends to piss people off.

The not-so-funny guy didn’t know if SNL had invited Brown or Rihanna back to the show (though I’m not sure why they would).

“If we had them both on the show, that would be crazy,” Thompson said, calling the scandal “an unfortunate situation.”

He tried to remove his foot from his mouth (a little): “I don’t know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I’m just saying, you have to learn that you can’t put your hands on a female.”

But the damage is more or less done here. Kenan, lay low for a bit. You’re not funny enough to weather a particularly needless faux paux.