Dumb Celebs
Everybody Hates Lea Michele
The stories are slowly churning out about how much of a high-maintenance diva and all-around bitch “Glee” starlet Lea Michelle really is. The latest bitch story comes from newcomer 14-year old actress Hailee Steinfeld, who co-stars in the hit Jeff Bridges flick, “True Grit”.
The young actress gave an interview to J-14 Magazine (y’know, those teeny-bopper magazines?) and pretty much told the reporter what an absolute bitch Lea Michele was to her when she tried to snag an autograph from the bitch.
When I was auditioning for “True Grit”, I was on the Paramount lot. “Glee” also films on the lot and….I saw Lea Michele just walking to her trailer and I was like, ‘That’s the girl from Glee. I’ve got to go ask for her autograph!’ So I walked up to her and asked for her autograph, but she walked by and a guy came and said, ‘Sorry, now’s not a good time!’ I was practically crying on the way home. I was so sad!
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Wow, Lea Michele is an absolute BITCH!! This is why I don’t watch “Glee” because there obviously isn’t any coming from Lea Michele!!! And don’t even get me started on how Lea fucked up the classic 80′s Wham! song “Last Christmas”……..
For All The Angelina Jolie Fans….
…this one’s for you! Chelsea Handler Haters Unite!
[Courtesy of Mr. Ralph Garman @ Hollywood Babble-On]
Miley Cyrus & The Bong Misadventures
If you haven’t heard by now, some money-grubbing douchebag submitted a video to TMZ of Miley Cyrus smoking Salvia from a bong and……..ZZZZZzzzzz……zzzzz……..
….zzzzzz……HUH? WHAT? What was I saying? Oh, sorry……you’ll have to excuse me, this story was just too unbelievably boring.
What’s Up Brian Austin Green’s A$$?
Y’know, I knew there was something fishy about this slimy sunnnuvabitch. The folks over at E! got word of a small incident involving Megan Fox and a fan who wanted a picture. According to the story, a casual fan walked up to Megan and Brian – who were dining at a Korean restaurant over the weekend – and when they approached the couple and asked to take a photo, Brianus Austinus Greenus pretty much told the star-struck fan to fuck off.
From the looks of it, Megan was more than happy to take the photo but, like the over-bearing prick that he is, Brian spoke for Megan and gave the poor fan the dissatisfaction.
Who the fuck does this asshole think he is?!? Look, I understand that celebrities don’t want to be disturbed when they’re trying to be incognito but, SERIOUSLY, TAKE A CHILL PILL! How the Hell does it ruin Brian Austin Green’s day to just take FIVE goddamned seconds off his miserable life to sign an autograph or take a picture? HOW?!? He should be lucky anybody even acknowledges his cranky ass! And now I’m starting to hear rumors that Brian really is a control freak and is keeping Megan on a leash (but we’ll save that one for another conversation).
Believe it or not, I’ve actually met the lovely Megan Fox (IN PERSON) and I can wholly testify that Megan LOVES her fans and signs every autograph regardless. And the fact that Megan was eager to please her fans even while dining at a restaurant shows just how humble she is of them. That’s why it pisses me off to read this kinda story and to see what an unbelievable douchebag Megan’s husband can be to the people that made him (and Megan) famous.
Jessica Alba goes to Prison
Okay, that didn’t happen, but little Miss Personality-on-a-stick thought she was above the law and decided to go into a speeding frenzy in her GMC Yukon Hybrid car in Beverly Hills. Of course, the CHP pulled her ass over and gave her a little bit of a pep talk.
The unfortunate part? The sissy cop fell for her FAKE charms and let her off with only a Warning!!! What the blue fuck!!? Did he just wave his finger at her and say, “Okay, Miss Alba, don’t you be speeding next time or else! Now have a nice day.” SCREW YOU, MR. SISSY POLICEMAN SONOFABITCH!!
Not only should he have given her a goddamned speeding ticket, he shoulda hauled her ass to jail for lack of personality! GODDAMN IT ALL!!!!
Erin Andrews Is Suing A Hotel
Erin Andrews’ sudden overnight fame has bugged me for months! Think about it. Less than a year ago, NOBODY knew who the blue fuckin’ Hell Erin Andrews was. And I mean, NOBODY. To her credit, she was only known as some blonde-headed Marisa Miller rip-off sideline reporter for ESPN that interviewed sweaty athletes.
And then a news story broke about how Erin Andrews “ESPN reporter” caught someone peeping and recording her inside her hotel room. Even as the story broke, viewers that saw it were like, “Erin who?”. The catch here was that Erin was being filmed completely naked. In the (obviously staged) video, all Erin does is stand around her room while curling her hair with a curling iron! Sure, she’s totally in the buff, but absolutely nothing happens for all five BORING minutes of the video! And because of this little incident, she’s become a pseudo-celebrity in her own little word.
And NOW…..Erin is bringing up a lawsuit to the HOTEL that she was staying at where the whole naked peephole thing took place! Yes, Erin Andrews is technically suing the place that made her famous (or infamous)! What an ungrateful bitch! She should be worshiping the naked video gods that this hotel helped gain her some notoriety and this is how she repays them? Videotape “nightmare”, MY ASS.
First of all, don’t believe the hype that she’s a victim of circumstance. That’s all BULLSHIT. She’s gained so much more undeserved fame from all of this and I wouldn’t be hard-pressed to believe that it was all part of some grand master plan. Instead of putting the incident aside and staying away from the spotlight, what does she do? She joins “Dancing With The Stars” and makes a bunch of “Hot” lists and has paparazzi following her. Undeserving for someone like her!
Okay, how about this as a consolation reward: if Erin Andrews gets to sue the hotel and imprison the scapegoat she hired to film her, then SHE gets to have her fame card taken away. How about THAT! She goes away and goes back to being unknown. Hey, it’s what she wanted, right? I’m sure that she never “asked” to be famous, did she not? Oh, THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!
WANTED: Lindsay Lohan!
Authorities are on the hunt for escaped actress Lindsay Lohan! Bitch fled America and was last seen partying at the Cannes Film Festival and, so far, law enforcement ain’t too happy.
If you see this raggedy-ass actress parading through your neighborhood in a drunken stupor, contact your local law enforcement agency and have them haul her ass in! We demand justice for this boneheaded shit!
Tiger Woods Nabs the Vanity Fair Cover
Everyone’s favorite waitress-lovin’ athlete, Tiger Woods, has been given the cover of the February 2010 issue of Vanity Fair with the disclaimer, “Raw, Never-Before-Seen Photos”. It’s been over a MONTH since Tiger’s troubles began and, so far, he’s done NOTHING to fix his own reputation. And for that, he deserves the cover of Vanity Fair. WAY TO GO, VANITY FAIR.
Fergie & Dita Von Teese Get Friendly
Fergie and Dita Von Teese look like the Best of friends. Probably even Girlfriends. And Josh Duhamel? He’s Fergie’s shit-for-brains idiot husband banging some no good, big-mouthed hussy stripper. He coulda had a piece of BOTH these girls. Josh Duhamel = EPIC FAIL.
Jessica Alba At the Salon. Again.
Hey look, it’s everyone’s favorite nobody, Jessica Alba! Little Miss Belligerent (sporting a fiery red hairdo) was snapped by the paps as she begrudgingly made her way into a nail salon in Beverly Hills late yesterday afternoon.
This seems to be Jessica’s daily routine nowadays – visiting nail salons, shopping at Whole Foods, bombing at the box office, and defacing public property. Just another typical Jessica Alba day. BULLSHIT. GO TO HELL!!!
Lindsay Lohan Parties Up after the Emmys!
I don’t know why but, apparently, everyone’s favorite drunkard got invited to the AMC Emmy Afterparty at the Chateau Marmont! Wait a minute, isn’t AMC the channel that has the show “Mad Men”? Lilo isn’t part of that show!
Later in the evening, LiLo was then seen leaving the party looking quite upset. Let me take a guess – Samantha Ronson, Cocaine, Fighting, Screaming, Booze. Did I miss anything from this usual list?
Dirty secrets of the ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’
“The Real Housewives of New Jersey” have some real problems. The Bravo series heads to Jersey shore and there are some bodies buried in the backyard, according to the New York Post.
Among the drama not shown on screen is the financial reality of housewife Teresa Giudice. She spends $120,360 in cash to decorate her dream home, but the mother of three has $15,000 in delinquent debts for a decorative railing on the mansion’s grand staircase, as well as $11,276 to a fertility clinic, a $2,030 claim from Budd Built-In Vacuum Cleaners.
“I don’t think that is anybody’s business,” Giudice said about the debts in a phone interview.
Also owing money is Danielle Staub, who boasts that she was engaged 19 times before marrying now ex-husband Thomas.
The IRS filed a lien against the couple in 2007 for failing to pay $130,557 in personal income tax for 1999, 2002 and 2003, records show.
She might have out and out lied about her background (they’re still counting the would-be fiances, I’m sure). She claimed to be a model with the Ford agency, but the business has no record of her.
And then there’s the mob references, of course. Sisters Caroline and Dina Manzo are married to brothers who run a popular Paterson catering hall and whose father, Albert “Tiny” Manzo, was found shot to death in the trunk of his car in 1983 in what was thought to be a mob hit.
“I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of and nothing to hide about my past,” Caroline Manzo told reporters last week.
Dina Manzo has her own tax trouble. She runs Project Ladybug, a charity for sick kids, which claims to be a nonprofit. But the IRS said it was not tax-exempt, meaning that donations are not tax-deductible and there is no public accountability of spending. An accountant for the charity said it had applied to the IRS to get that designation.
The reality show premieres at 11 p.m. tonight.
Joe Jonas commits Miley’s racist sins
Children, what happened to flipping the bird or giving bunny ears? Jonas Brother Joe Jonas, 19, appears in a photo on Gossip Teen pulling his eyelids with his pinky finger into a slant. The shot appears just weeks after fellow Disney star Miley apologized for a similar stunt and denied being racist.
Joe, the older brother of Miley’s ex, Nick Jonas, has about three years on Miley and you’d think he’d have a little more intelligence, but nope.
No word when the photo was taken or where it came from before surfacing on Gossip Teen.
Kenan Thompson opens mouth, inserts foot
Oh, honey. No. Saturday Night Live cast member Kenan Thompson was either fundamentally unfunny or completely unaware of public perception.
Thompson Us at the GBK Luxury Lounge in L.A. on Friday that his show would be open to having controversial rapper Chris Brown back on SNL: “It’s not up to me, but I’m sure we would if he had another hit single. We don’t care about scandal. We just care about what brings us ratings!”
True, but, um, see, having the current pop culture villain on the show tends to piss people off.
The not-so-funny guy didn’t know if SNL had invited Brown or Rihanna back to the show (though I’m not sure why they would).
“If we had them both on the show, that would be crazy,” Thompson said, calling the scandal “an unfortunate situation.”
He tried to remove his foot from his mouth (a little): “I don’t know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I’m just saying, you have to learn that you can’t put your hands on a female.”
But the damage is more or less done here. Kenan, lay low for a bit. You’re not funny enough to weather a particularly needless faux paux.
Fire breaks out in Tracy Morgan’s apartment
Maybe Tracy Jordan’s crazy is bleeding into Tracy Morgan. Because a fire broke out in the actor’s home Wednesday morning thanks to a spark from his shark tank.
No one was hurt at his Manhattan Trump Plaza apartment, including the shark and piranha in the tank, say news reports.
“My thanks to the New York Fire Department for their quick action,” Morgan said in a statement. “Fortunately, the fire did not spread and no one in the building was hurt. Even the fish are okay.”
MSNBC reports that 78 firefighters from 25 units responded to the blaze, which set off sprinklers on the 16th floor of the building, where Morgan lives, as well as on other floors.
Coleman pleads no contest
Gary Coleman, the former child star of “Diff’rent Strokes,” star entered his plea to a disorderly conduct charge Tuesday.
Coleman, 40 (and apparently a very cold cowboy judging by the snow suit ensemble he wore to court), was ordered to pay a $100 fine.
He also pleaded no contest to a reckless driving charge, which will be waived if he doesn’t have any other violations within a year.
The charges stem from a September incident in which Coleman, his then-wife and his bodyguard were bowling in Payson, Utah when an onlooker, Colt Rushton, snapped pictures of Coleman with his cell phone camera and some of Coleman’s truck in the lot.
According to papers filed by Rushton’s lawyer, Coleman’s then-wife took his client’s cell phone, a fight dutifully broke out and then Coleman ran into Rushton with his truck while backing out of the parking lot.
Amy Whinehouse – Back in hospital!
No surprises here then……Amy Whinehouse was rushed back to hospital after having a ‘bad reaction’ to her current medication. I dont suppose the alleged bender she went on after a phone row with her low-life loser of a husband had anything to do with it what-so-ever!
Friends are increasingly worried about her state of health and mind, as this is not the first time (nor probably the last) that this has happened. She has frequented the hospital nearly as often as her local!!!
She has still had no contact with Blake Fielder-Civil, who is currently in ‘Rehab’ (how ironic is that) by order of the court and for which his wife is footing the 32,000 Pound bill for, and according to reports she is trying to sever ties with him, hence the row most likely which left her in a state of collapse, must have been a real hum-dinger!!
Well I hope Amy gets better and that Blake gets a life somewhere else, preferably on a distant planet!
Scary Spice turns down ‘Playboy’
Who would have thought it, but apparently Melanie Brown aka Scary Spice has turned down the offer of 1.85 million dollars to appear nude in Playboy! Claiming that she keeps her nude scenes for the bedroom only – that and her current husband.
She likes to dress scantily and is more than happy to strip down to her lacy lingerie as the spokesmodel for Ultimo underwear, but she claims she will not do full nudity.
You never know what to expect from this girl, one minute she claims that she will, another second later she says not, but let’s face it, she’s gobbed off about a few things that she’s going to do or has been asked to do and it never materializes, all mouth and trousers this one!
Conseco caught smuggling steroids
According to KLAC-AM, Jose Canseco has been detained at the U.S.-Mexico border for alleged possession of steroids. I do not think it is alleged at all. We all know that he is a roider. How stupid can he be?
This dude has money coming out of his ass and yet he is gonna do something dumb like this. Well, you hit a home run this time buddy…
Little Wayne Receives 1 million $ Birthday Gift.
For his 26th Birthday, Little Wayne, the scumbag that he is, was handed a million dollars in cold hard cash by his mentor, Birdman. What he did to deserve this million is beyond me. Who the hell gives someone like Little Wayne a million dollars. He is a poor excuse for a human being. Nasty, dirty, and just the sight of him make me wanna throw the hell up. You need to fall off the face of the earth. People out here are starving and getting their houses taken away, yet you throw a party with 100 dollar bills in an ice sculpture!! How dare you. You came from the ghetto, go back to the ghetto and help them out instead of wasting it you selfish bastard.
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