Hook Ups and Break Ups
Kim Kardashian Gets Divorced – People Magazine Doesn’t Publish Divorce Photos
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TMZ made the announcement today and I wholeheartedly believe it. And here I thought it would last more than 72 days. WHAT WAS I THINKING???
Okay, so does that mean that the American public that purchased this bullshit wedding issue (including myself) of People Magazine get our money back? WE DEMAND IT.
Olivia Wilde Is Officially Single
It’s a great day, boys and girls! Turns out that Olivia and her Italian prince husband have been living apart for “quite some time” (AKA split), as confirmed by People Magazine.
I had been noticing lately that Olivia was becoming more and more sexually ferocious in her magazine editorials and in her movies. Lots of topless shots and ass flashes and behind-the-back nudity were becoming more in-your-face and now we know why!
And you know what that means? Now Olivia is free to pursue Megan Fox and steal her away from Brian Austin Green and then THAT would be instant lesbo karma.
Macauley & Mila Are No More!
The kid from “Home Alone” and the girl who munched on Natalie Portman in “Black Swan” have gone their separate ways according to reports from the New York Post. So to those of you that are wasting their time looking for photos of these two, don’t waste your time any longer.
Odette Yustman Is Officially Unavailable
Odette Yustman finally got married to that guy from that TV show over the weekend. SIGH. I give it six months.
Look, I love me some Odette and I really do wish that she would star in bigger projects than crap like “You Again”, but she don’t need to get married so quickly. SERIOUSLY! First it was Megan Fox and now HER! STOP IT!
Well, at least David Arquette and Courtney Cox have separated to counter this depressing news.
Matt Bellamy Officially Dating Kate Hudson
Wouldn’t you know it, Kate Hudson scored herself ANOTHER rock n’ roll frontman. This time she was able to snag Muse singer Matt Bellamy. The two have been seen about town in various European cities in the last two months and Matt (finally) confirmed all the dating rumors by talking to the UK Mirror over the weekend during the Glastonbury Festival.
“I am very happy. We just have fun together and are seeing how it goes. Kate is great. We have tried to keep things private so we haven’t told anyone how we met or any details like that. We are just doing our thing.”
Ummm…..congratulations?
ENGAGED: Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom
Aww, isn’t that wonderful? Miranda Kerr finally settled down and decided to marry her longtime girlfriend, Orlando Bloom! One thing I noticed recently was there had been lots of new photos of Miranda that were showing up from various events and, for the most part, girlfriend’s been looking a bit depressed and sad. As obvious that she was putting on a fake smile and fake enthusiasm for the cameras, she wasn’t fooling me, that’s for sure.
For an example of what I mean, watch this clip of Miranda’s appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show from last month and just watch at how the smile on her face looks as if it was sewn on and how her enthusiasm shows nothing but deadness inside.
Well, hopefully, this news will get her smiling again because if there’s one thing this Hell-hole of a world doesn’t need, it’s supermodels that are sad.
Heidi and Spencer Split. YAWN.
So says TMZ. Ooh, look at the baby Wallaby! Aww, that’s cute.
SPLITSVILLE: Halle Berry And Gabriel Aubrey
Halle Berry and model Gabriel Aubrey have parted ways. What shoulda been a perfect marriage between two beautiful people just wasn’t gonna happen. RadarOnline reports that Gabriel was the one that pulled the plug on the marriage.
Sources claimed, “[He] is a really nice, decent guy and he would never cheat on her, but I suspect that he had become attracted to someone and that he felt he needed to break it off with Halle before anything developed any further.” Apparently, the couple already settled on custody of their 2-year old daughter and neither will receive any alimony. Well, at least that wasn’t so ugly.
SPLITSVILLE: Anna Torv and Mark Valley
In what shoulda been a hot marriage of hot people, it was announced today that “Fringe” star Anna Torv has split from “Human Target” star Mark Valley after only a year of wedded bliss, according to People Magazine.
To be honest, I thought this marriage would have a chance considering she’s a hot pasty-white girl and he’s a hot older hunky man. But, I guess not.
‘True Blood’ co-stars hooking up?
“True Blood” is a breeding ground for hook ups. First Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer hookup, now Evan Rachel Wood is rumored to be dating her co-star Alexander Skarsgard.
According to reports, the actress flew to the set of his latest film this weekend to spend time with him. The couple were also seen at a festival in Louisiana.
A source told Perez Hilton: “Evan Rachel Wood and Alexander Skarsgard might be a thing. My friend is working on the set of ‘Straw Dogs,’ a movie starring Kate Bosworth and Alexander in Shreveport, Louisiana. Apparently, Evan Rachel Wood flew in on Friday to be with him and they have been hooking up since they met on the ‘True Blood’ set. He was overheard talking about hanging out with her and actually being excited about that.”
Skarsgard has been linked with “Straw Dogs” actress Willa Holland, but another source claims he and Woods have been kindling a romance for a while.
“Evan and Alex met, of course, on the set of ‘True Blood’, and were able to keep it low key, very underground while they were in Los Angeles. They never ventured out to pap friendly locations and were only sighted a few times discreetly. So far the relationship is progressing well, they’re having fun together.”
DWTS’ Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy split
If it takes two to tango, Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are no longer doing that dance. The “Dancing with the Stars” couple has split and called off their wedding.
“I am confirming that they did indeed break up,” Karina’s rep told E!.
The two hit Broadway together just a month ago in “Burn the Floor.” They had blamed a busy schedule for delayings their wedding until next summer.
“We don’t plan,” Chmerkovskiy said. “We’re (rehearsing) 14 hours a day.”
“The only thing we’ve decided on is next year in June,” Smirnoff added. “We were supposed to pick the place, but we’ve never actually had the time to go further. We don’t feel like we’re missing out on the wedding-dress fittings. As long as we’re together, tying the knot is a plus. It’s something extra.”
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian looking for a love nest
LeAnn Rimes and her new man are looking for a new place. The singer/actress (formally) split from her husband Dean Sheremet last week and now she and fellow adulterer Eddie Cibrian are househunting in Los Angeles.
RadarOnline reports that rimes was in “great spirits, smiling and very upbeat” as she visited a secluded two-storey property in Beverly Hills.
The 27-year-old star then viewed an impressive ranch in a gated community in suburban Calabasas.
Cibrian is divorcing his wife, Brandi Glanville, after a tabloid affair with Rimes while filming “Northern Lights” and rumor is the two will shack up at her new place.
Amy Winehouse hooks up with her ex
Divorce is bringing Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil back together.
The singer was spotted with her recently ex-husband, whom she was officially divorced from last week, for the first time in 14 months for a secret date on Friday.
“Amy had been secretly planning this meeting – but told everyone she didn’t want to see Blake,” said a source. “The date went well. They had dinner and drinks and then – without anyone else knowing – she invited him back to her place early Saturday morning.”
Winehouse’s family had banned her from seeing her ex and so she snuck Fielder-Civil into her house through a window to avoid her security team.
“Amy has two full-time security men at her house under strict instruction not to let Blake in. But Amy wasn’t having any of it, so she got him in through a back window so they could have some private time away from prying eyes,” explained the source. “Blake spent part of the night in the house, we think in Amy’s bedroom. She’s being very secretive about it but we know he was there.
“He’s in love with her, he’s convinced they’re still meant to be together. Despite everything she’s said about him over the last couple of weeks, deep down she feels the same way.”
Last month it was reported Winehouse was posing as her cat to send secret messages to her ex on Facebook. She had created a profile for Shirley the cat and used it to talk to him.
Fielder-Civil originally filed for divorce while in prison in January after she was pictured with other men. Winehouse admitted adultery as the reason for their divorce in its initial hearing.
Miley Cyrus breaks up co-star’s relationship
Miley Cyrus’s new romance with actor Liam Hemsworth has left his ex-girlfriend in tears.
Cyrus and Hemsworth met on the set of hteir new movie, “The Last Song” and got close. Real close. His now-ex blames the Hannah Montana star.
Australian student Laura Griffin, 19, posted on her Facebook page: “Liam and I have been inseparable since school. But it’s Miley Cyrus. How can I compete?”
Griffin blamed Cyrus for the breakdown of her relationship with Hemsworth, a former “Neighbours” star. She says they’d still be together if it wasn’t for Miley.
She told Australia’s Woman’s Day magazine: “He was my boyfriend and my best friend. There is no other reason why we would have broken up.”
Cyrus and Hemsworth’s relationship was revealed when they were spotted kissing on the set of their film.
Actor Alex Emanuel said: “Miley jumped into his arms and threw her arms around his neck and kissed him and leaned back and he was dipping her. It was like a scene out of an old movie where the guy’s getting on a train and they’re saying their goodbyes.”
LeAnn Rimes announces divorce
LeAnn Rimes is finally admitting defeat. The singer/actress has announced she is getting a divorce.
She was snapped in mid-affair with “Northern Lights” co-star Eddie Cibrian and now her seven-year marriage to Dean Sheremet is over.
She said on her official website: “After much thoughtful mutual consideration, Dean and I have agreed to move forward with dissolving our marriage. This decision was amicable and we remain committed and caring friends with great admiration for one another. Thank you so much for all of your continued love and support – it is deeply appreciated.”
LeAnn’s friend Jeff Berger, founder of Dope Den Productions, said the couple are trying to stay friends despite the split.
“They are doing their best to handle it as mature adults. Dean’s her best friend and that’s the crux of the issue – when you love and care about somebody who’s your best friend – how not to cause them pain. LeAnn and Dean are both great people and, unfortunately, going through a tough situation. But they’re doing what needs to be done in as amicable a way as possible,” he said.
Rimes married Sheremet, a former backup dancer, in 2002, when she was 19.
Cibrian and his wife, Brandi Glanville, have also separated and Glanville filed for divorce last month because of his alleged infidelity.
She said: “Eddie and LeAnn deserve each other.”
The co-stars denied a romance, but were spotted enjoying several intimate dates. Now, they’ve gone public with a trip to Cabo San Lucas, in Mexico, last weekend, to celebrate Rime’s 27th birthday. Cibrian gave her a diamond bracelet and a six-inch triple berry birthday cake from her favorite bakery.
John Krasinski and Emily Blunt engaged
Jim and Pam are getting married this season, but in real life, John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are now engaged.
“We can confirm that John and Emily are engaged,” confirmed Krasinski’s rep.
The couple have kept their relationship under wraps, arriving separately at the 2009 SAG Awards in January and heading out on low-key dates in Los Angeles. They’ve also double dated with Blunt’s “The Devil Wears Prada” costar Anne Hathaway and her boyfriend Adam Shulman.
“It’s not about celebrity or not,” Krasinski told Glamour in August 2007 about what he looks for in a woman. “It’s all about, do you have that ‘girl in a cardigan’ in you. You gotta have that.”
Krasinski previously dated his Office costar Rashida Jones. Blunt ended her relationship with Canadian singer Michael Buble in July 2008 after three years of dating.
Krasinski and Blunt have been dating since November 2008.
No wedding bells for Kelly and Jeter
Actress Minka Kelly isn’t planning to be a fall bride. The “Friday Night Lights” star is dating baseball star Derek Jeter, but denies they plan to wed.
According to the New York Post, the couple, who have been dating for a year, told close friends and family to “save the date” for their nuptials this autumn.
“Derek and Minka are secretly engaged. The wedding is being planned and will take place after baseball season is over.”
A spokesperson for the actress, however, said, “There is no fall wedding planned to Derek Jeter.”
Kirsten Dunst finds a young lover
Kirsten Dunst has a boy toy! The “Spiderman” actress was spotted with her younger brother Christian’s friends in Mississippi last weekend and one young man caught her eye.
“Kirsten met a cute, young, guy at a bar in Oxford, Mississippi, and they partied together and had a hot little hook-up. She invited him back to her hotel and even took him out for breakfast in the morning. She was having a good time, and she likes younger guys,” said a source.
Dunst was down south on vacation and has been spending time with her brother. Last week she threw him a party at Los Angeles nightspot Madame Royale.
A source said: “She came alone without a date and Christian brought several of his buddies. Kirsten and Christian are very close, and they get along with each other’s friends. Everyone was drinking vodka and partying at their table. Kirsten looked like she was having a great night, laughing and dancing with all the young dudes.”
Keanu Reeves reunites with girlfriend
Keanu Reeves and Anita Hodson are together again. The couple met when Hodson worked as a personal assistant for his mother and they began dating in March 2008, then split.
Star magazine reports the relationship began again earlier this year, and the couple has been inseparable all summer.
“They got together again in the spring. She’s practically moved in with him,” said a source. “She wants to get married and have his baby. She doesn’t ever want to let Keanu go.”
Of course not, Reeves has money, honey.
The new romance reports come just a week after Reeves was spotted out dining with former co-star Cameron Diaz. Insiders close to the actor said he and Diaz are just old friends.
Amy Winehouse crying in her beer over Blake
Amy Winehouse had a break down over her impending divorce from Blake Fielder-Civil, say reports.
The singer burst into tears over the end of her marriage at a North London bar. She was comforted by reality TV star David Gest and Towers of London bassist Kristian Marr as she burst into tears over her troubled relationship with Blake this week.
“A few drinks did nothing to cheer her up and she ended up sobbing her eyes out in the pub. She was inconsolable,” said a source.
“David put his arm around her to try and soothe her. But she was still crying when they decided to call it a night and get her taxi.”
Over the weekend, Fielder-Civil, who is currently in rehab said he still loves Winehouse.
“Maybe this time we can do everything properly and not mess it up. She is looking beautiful and healthy now and it reminds me of the old Amy. She has been wearing my engagement ring and it meant an awful lot,” he said.
Winehouse’s father, Mitch, is opposed to a reconciliation. He blames her soon-to-be-ex for getting her hooked on heroin and crack cocaine.
“Mitch told a pal, ‘Seven months of good work is all unraveling because of Blake. What is he doing to her? Why can’t he leave her alone?’” said a source.
Her mother, Janis, is against the reunion, too.
“Janis is in poor health and the thought of Amy getting back together with Blake has made her very ill. She lost her own mother Esther only last month, so the stress is talking its toll. She can hardly walk,” the source added. “She’s begging Amy not to see Blake again after all the progress she has made this year.”
Fielder-Civil started divorce proceedings while serving a 27-month sentence for perverting the course of justice and grievous bodily harm. He claimed infidelity after Amy was pictured with other men while on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia.
Their separation is due to be legally finalized on Aug. 28.
