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Amber Heard’s “The Ward” Teaser Unveiled
The Angelic Amber has a number of new movies in the can and her latest one is a Psychological Horror flick called “The Ward” directed by the legendary John Carpenter. Amber stars as Kristen who gets thrown into a psych ward and a bunch of freaky-deaky supernatural stuff happens.
Watch for the gratuitous shower scene!
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No domestic release date has been set but the flick should be in UK theaters by mid-2011.
Kim Kardashian Thinks She Can Sing
How is it that thousands of people audition for American Idol only to get rejected on national TV……yet THIS girl gets to have a musical career???
There had been stories floating all over the Web today about Kim K’s new song called “Turn It Up” (that she debuted and sang in a Vegas nightclub recently) and now the amateurish shaky-cam video got posted on Youtube complete with awful vocals.
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It’s official – THIS SHIT SUCKS.
Macauley & Mila Are No More!
The kid from “Home Alone” and the girl who munched on Natalie Portman in “Black Swan” have gone their separate ways according to reports from the New York Post. So to those of you that are wasting their time looking for photos of these two, don’t waste your time any longer.
Leona Lewis Busts Out In Concert
Bust out indeed! Leona performed a New Year’s concert in Miami and wore a pink ensemble that was just a tad bit too tight up there. Let’s inspect a little closer, shall we?
Hey, it’s a lot better than having to watch a New Year’s performance on TV with ke$ha!
New Year’s Party With Salma Hayek
Since Salma Hayek is dating some rich guy, she only found it necessary to invite all the hottest supermodels of the world to St. Barths to party alongside her at their billion dollar mansion! And one of those supermodels just happened to be the Party Girl Alessandra Ambrosio – who was more than happy to Tweet photos of it!
I mean, why party in the cold trenches of Aspen or the lukewarm sun of Miami? St. Barths is where all the Latin-flavored action is at!
[Photo courtesy of Alessandra Ambrosio's Twitter]
Olivia Wilde Flaunts Her Curves For “Flaunt”
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The Olivia Wilde Flesh Party continues! This time Olivia is featured on the latest issue of Flaunt Magazine (one of those artsy-fashion mags) and she gets more naughty by finally flashing off her phat booty that she’s been touting for the past couple of months. Take a look-see!
Click on the pics to view the bigger version.
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Now THAT is quite the impressive ass! In the issue, Olivia discusses mostly about her political beliefs (of all things) and her disdain for the non-vegetarians (aww, C’MON!). Not really a reason to buy the issue but, if you do, get it just for the picture of her ass!
Ana Ivanovic Works Up a Hot Sweat
Tennis hottie Ana Ivanovic is currently in Australia to prepare for some tennis tournament and the paps got pics of her getting all hot and sweaty during a practice round the other day.
Seriously, I don’t think even Kournikova and Sharapova ever break a sweat!
Lorenzo’s Milkshakes Are Better Than Yours
That guy that played the main character on the TV show “Renegade” all those years ago (known as Lorenzo Lamas) was at the Millions Of Milkshakes shop in LA yesterday afternoon and concocted his brand new shake – the “My Ex-Wife-Is-A-Money-Grubbing-Whore” Shake!
Megan Fox Outscores Kim K. In Magazine Sales
According to reports from Women’s Wear Daily, Megan Fox’s March 2010 cover of W Magazine sold the most copies for the publication for 2010. Nearly tying Megan’s issue in sales numbers was Kim Kardashian’s Nude issue from November.
Let’s make it clear, Kim’s nude issue could’ve easily been the top seller (in fact, it was practically purchasable to ANYBODY) but that didn’t stop the hardcore Megan fans from beating out the Kardashian bandwagoneers. Go Megan!
[Scan courtesy of Megan-Fox.NET]
Natalie Portman Is Pregnant
“Black Swan” star Natalie Portman has confirmed to People Magazine that she is indeed expecting her first child with her new fiance Benjamin Millepied (some dude she co-starred with in “Black Swan”). Congrats to Natalie!
Amber Heard Is Too Hot For The Geeks
The Angelic Amber made an appearance on the geekfest known as “Attack Of The Show” on G4TV to promote her newest straight-to-DVD semi-softcore flesh flick, “And Soon The Darkness” (co-starring Odette Yustman). Watch it below!
The movie is out on DVD on Tuesday, December 28th (tomorrow!), so queue it up on your Netflix or zoom down to your local Redbox and snag this movie and watch it in gratuitous slo-mo!
Lunchtime With Zac Efron
Newly single Zac Efron went to lunch at Subway yesterday. Mmmm, Tuna sandwich!
Ali Larter Pops A Boy!
Ali Larter finally gave birth to a little boy named Theodore last Monday, according to People Magazine. It is the first child for Ali and her husband. Congrats to Ali!
And let’s just hope the sexy new curves she got from this pregnancy doesn’t go away.
Candice Swanepoel Versus Megan Fox
If you pit Megan Fox’s killer body against Victoria’s Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel’s deadly curves, who would win?
It’s not a Poll or a contest, just a simple question for you to ponder…..
Natalie Portman Gets Nasty in “Black Swan”
I never knew that Natalie had it in her to finally shed her uptight persona and get nasty and filthy for her role in “Black Swan”! A few people were kind enough to send me bootleg clips of some of Natalie’s scenes from the flick and, BOY, Natalie sure can make masturbation and girl-on-girl oral sex look hot! And somewhere in between there’s supposed to be a Ballet movie, I guess.
The look on Natalie’s face sells it for me. That’s Academy Award acting right there!
Whew-wee, no wonder people are so excited about this film! My vote goes to Natalie and her vagina! I’d post more but why would I wanna ruin it?
Sci-Fi Fans Choose Katy Perry For Wonder Woman!
A recent online poll was held over at the TotalSciFi website and the readers were asked to choose between seven different famous female celebs to take the coveted movie role of Diana Prince and the votes are in!
With over 20% of the votes, Katy Perry won the vote by a margin of ONE percent over Megan Fox! Does that mean the geeks don’t care even if Megan bashed on WW?
Either way, Katy sounds like a mighty fine choice! The Comic Book Geeks have spoken!
Wet & Wild With Megan Fox
Megan escaped the rainy weather of southern California over the weekend and flew her ass over to Maui or Hawaii (one of those islands) to get a suntan and catch some waves.
Some lucky photogs were able to get some snaps of Megan looking all ripped and supermodel toned and getting all wet, ch-check it out!
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I’ve been reading on other sites that have posted these pics and they’ve blasphemously labeled Megan as either “Too skinny” or “Too thin”. Bitch, SHUT UP! Megan looks 20x better in a bikini than beach whores like Alesha Dixon or Angela Simmons! Fuck all o’ ya!
Christina Hendricks & Olivia Munn Team Up For New Movie!
There’s good news and BAD news about this little announcement.
–THE GOOD NEWS – The LA Times reported over the weekend that Christina and Olivia have signed up to star as colleagues in the new film adaptation to Allison Pearson’s Rom-Com novel, “I Don’t Know How She Does It” to be produced by the Weinstein Company.
–THE BAD NEWS – The film’s main star will be Sarah Jessica Parker. JESUS CHRIST!!!
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I had high hopes for Christina and Olivia, but not so much anymore. Let’s face it, THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO SUCK. It has traces of “All-star ensemble comedy” pasted all over it.
Happy Birthday, Brad Pitt!
The Demi-god and Man of all Men turns a sizzling 47 years old today. Face it, half the 47-year old people you know don’t look as good as this!
Amber Heard Gets Erotic
Yes, you read that correctly! The angelic Amber hosted another photo exhibition entitled “Erotic City” for her photographer girlfriend, Tasya Van Ree, over in Beverly Hills a few days ago.
This whole time I always thought Amber hosted these photo exhibitions cuz she was close friends with this Tasya chick. I didn’t think they were THAT close! Damn!
From what I can tell, I don’t think the exhibition had anything to do with the Prince song from the “Girl 6″ soundtrack…..or DOES it?
