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Dakota Fanning Gets Sexy For Cosmo February 2012
Day-um! I don’t know what’s sexier: Dakota’s new look or the headline on her arm that says “Um, Vagina, Are You Okay Down There?” It’s nice to see Dakota break away from her awkward teen phase and start showing some maturity in her look. In fact, I almost think she’s TOO sexy on this cover! Wait….am I crazy for saying that out loud?
Anyway, Dakota is the covergirl for the February issue of Cosmo and was chosen as their “Fun Fearless Female” Of The Year (Mila Kunis was last year’s winner).
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Emma Stone & Olivia Wilde Beautify In New Revlon Advertisements
It was announced earlier this year that “Amazing Spiderman” starlet Emma Stone and “Cowboys & Aliens” hottie Olivia Wilde would be the new faces for the Spring 2012 Revlon Make-up campaign and now the images are out. I was getting pretty tired of seeing the Revlon ads with Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, so this is a new direction that I am actually quite excited to see Revlon take (plus it doesn’t hurt that Olivia and Emma are much bigger and hotter stars than Biel and Alba).
Click on the link below to see more of Emma and Olivia!
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Eva Longoria Disses The Vegans In Health Magazine January/February 2012
I wasn’t sure that Eva’s article was going to say anything that nobody already knew (as if that’s a possibility), but I was wrong. In the January/February 2012 issue of Health Magazine, Eva goes on to diss the Vegans by claiming the she couldn’t handle “going vegan for a week” and went back to eating good ol’ red meat. Hey, nobody can resist a nice meaty Burrito!
Now THAT’S my kinda girl!
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Sarah Shahi & Marisa Miller Sex Up The Pages of Men’s Health January 2012
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I’ll admit that I don’t watch the USA Channel as much as I used to (not since it stopped airing hardcore WWF programming for more softer WWE crap), so I’m not all that familiar with shows like “Fairly Legal” with Sarah Shahi. But she is hot, so I’m not gonna ignore the heat of her ass! Sarah appears in a 4-page article in the January issue of Men’s Health where she discusses about how much she just loves to have Sex.
BTW, is it me or does Sarah’s pics make her look more like Eva Longoria? Also, decommissioned VS model, Marisa Miller, makes a 1-page cameo appearance in the issue.
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Lea Seydoux Seduces In Leather For Esquire USA January 2012
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I’m pretty sure you don’t know who Lea Seydoux is, but after “Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol” is released into theaters this weekend (well, it’s just showing in IMAX this weekend), you will definitely take notice of this French blonde Emo-hottie as she takes on fellow hottie Paula Patton in a heated hand-to-hand fight. [Huh-huh-huh, I said "hand".]
Anyway, the French hottie makes a 2-page appearance in the January issue of Esquire USA for their “Woman We Love” article series wearing nothing but leather and a mean look in her eye.
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Gina Carano & Paula Patton Heat Up the Pages of GQ USA January 2012
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It’s a two-for-one deal! MMA fighter Gina Carano and “Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol” starlet Paula Patton grace the pages of the January issue of GQ with their sweaty bodies. Unfortunately, they only get ONE photo each, but both photos are hot enough for a quick spank.
Check it out!
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Vida Guerra Flexes Her “Muscles” For Muscle & Fitness Magazine January 2012
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Vida Guerra. Big chunky butt. In the January issue of Muscle & Fitness. That’s all you need to know. Unfortunately, M&F only limits Vida to just two pictures and a short interview inside the issue. But, then again…..ah, nevermind.
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Carey Mulligan Busts Out For W Magazine January 2012
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Alright folks, we had a little blog problem but now we’re back in business! First up, Carey Mulligan and her boobies are on full display for the January cover of W Magazine. Unfortunately, the cover is the only photo where Carey shows any kind of flesh. If you’re expecting something similar to Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy edit, you’re only going to be disappointed.
Other than that, click the link below to see the rest of her (fully-clothed) editorial!
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Scarlett Johansson Sports A Smaller Chest For Cosmo January 2012
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WHAT. THE. FUCK. I’ve been complaining for months about Cosmo’s incessant use of Photoshopping unnecessary cleavage to their cover girls (Olivia Wilde is a good example) and now that Scarlett and her giant ample bosom is on the January cover, THEY REDUCE THEM! WHY, COSMO, WHY?!?
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Yvonne Strahovski Loves Her Doggies For Modern Dog Magazine
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First, let me be clear that I am NOT a pet owner, I only got this magazine because Yvonne’s sexy little smile was taunting me. Anyway, if you can find the issue, Yvonne is the covergirl for the Winter 2011 issue of Modern Dog where she talks about….well, her dogs. That’s pretty much it.
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Scarlett Johansson Takes Her Top Off For Interview Magazine December 2011
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Let’s be honest, Scarlett’s editorial in Vanity Fair was pretty yawn-worthy. And now Scarlett scores her second magazine editorial in the same month for the December 2011/January 2012 issue of Interview and it’s just as mind-numbingly pretentious. Here’s what I don’t like about this article (and her Vanity Fair article as well) – Scarlett is desperately trying to pass herself off as some “mysterious” figure but all she’s really doing is just being an anti-social bitch.
When you think about it, there are other actresses out there that know how to manage their appeal (like Angelina Jolie, for example) that don’t spend their time slamming social networking sites and the Internet the way Scarlett does (instead of embracing it). It really is insulting to me as a fan and to those that watch her movies when she wastes all her time being anti-social.
But there is one positive to this and that is she gets topless for ONE photo in the editorial. Other than that one photo, I can’t stand reading any more of Scarlett’s bullshit article. I’m just gonna go and look at Scarlett’s naked pictures again to relieve my stress.
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Kaylee DeFer Flaunts Her Airtight Body For Self Magazine December 2011
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Just like you, I had no idea who Kaylee DeFer (there’s a capital “F” in her last name) was. Turns out, she plays Blake Lively’s cousin, Charlie, in “Gossip Girl”, which is weird because she looks more like Leighton Meester.
Anyway, the starlet appears in the December issue of Self Magazine showing off her nice little body and how to get it stacked. Check it out!
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Jenna Dewan-Tatum Sexes It Up For Men’s Health December 2011
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The last time I remember seeing Jenna Dewan was in her thankless role in “The Playboy Club”. She had a lame sex scene and a few shots in granny-panties. Well, now that the show’s been canceled, we get to see Jenna in her REAL underwear. The sultry brunette graces the pages of the December issue of Men’s Health wearing nothing but her inhibitions and you know what? I like it. Makes me wish she and Amber Heard got busy, know what I mean?
See? Why didn’t they show THIS kinda skin on “The Playboy Club” in gratuitous close-ups!
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Odette Annable Is A Total Bore In “House, MD” Episode 6
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This week’s latest episode of “House, MD” (entitled “Parents”) made very little use of Dr. Adams and made her storyline a complete BORE. For the past three episodes, House has clued in to Dr. Adams past and after much persuading and false statements, she FINALLY revealed the big one: *SPOILER* Dr. Adams has rich parents and was a runaway! GASP!!! Goddamn it, this was NOT the kind of boring-ass twist I expected! So much build up and THIS is what it was? FUCK!!!
On top of that boring-ness, Dr. Adams had very little to do in the episode other than pour a glass of chocolate milk for a patient! But I did try to take a few notes as to some of the preposterous medical terms she had to pawn off like, “Syphilitic vasculitis would explain the TIA and the para-cardial inflammation” and “Is the problem hyper-anemic or synthetic?”
Goddamn it, I just hope next week’s episode doesn’t make Dr. Adams look more boring than what this episode made her out to be.
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Kat Dennings Lets Her Eyes Do The Talking For InStyle Magazine December 2011
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I had to do a double-take on this edit because I didn’t recognize that the girl in the photos was actually Kat Dennings! Maybe if there were giant boobies in the pics, I’da probably recognized her instantly (hence the ironic title post). Anyway, Kat appears in the December issue of InStyle in an editorial for eye make-up. Yup, that’s what I said.
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Amber Heard Flaunts Her Killer Curves For Women’s Health December 2011
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I wish Amber would do more editorials where she shows off more of her curves. Most of the past couple of edits I’ve scanned have shown her in some tight clothing and lots of cleavage (which is nice and all), but it’s about time we see her “Victoria’s Secret” side, know what I mean? Whatever with the high fashion clothes!
Anyway, “The Rum Diary” starlet scores her newest cover for the December issue of Women’s Health where she talks about being healthy and fit and all that bullshit. BLAH BLAH BLAH!
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Nina Dobrev & “The Vampire Diaries” Get A 2012 Calendar
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Calendar month continues! This time I got my hands on the 2012 calendar for “The Vampire Diaries” and I was a tad bit disappointed that there is only ONE version out there (unlike “Breaking Dawn”, which has two versions). Most of the pictures in the calendar are all reprinted stuff of Nina, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley, so there’s nothing new really. On top of that, I didn’t feel like scanning the bottom half of the calendar (with the 30-day chart), so this is all you’ll get!
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Odette Annable Gets Flirty With Dr. Chase In “House, MD” Episode 5
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Now that Chase and Taub are back on House’s team, it gives Odette a reason to get all semi-flirty. Unlike the last couple of episodes, last night’s episode (entitled “The Confession”) featured Odette dressed down and no tight clothing (except for the push-up bra, of course). To my amusement, Dr. Adams and Dr. Chase do get a bit catty with each other in a couple of scenes and I can already feel the sexual tension between them (hell, House saw it outright immediately). Speaking of “catty”, Dr. Adams even got to reveal a bit of her bitchy side to one of the female patients (which I wanted to see between her and Thirteen). I want to see her get even bitchier!
My favorite Odette lines of the episode: “Not a pheochromocytoma!” (Trust me, it took me awhile to figure out what the Hell she said) and her bitchy line of “Is another one hooking up with 38-year old married men?” Ooh, what a cold bitch!
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Kristen Stewart & The “Breaking Dawn” Crew Get A 2012 Calendar
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I’ll confess that the ONLY reason I bought the “Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 1″ calendar was because I wanted a giant poster of Ashley Greene. But since I already had it, I thought I might as well scan the rest of it, so here it is for all you Twi-hards!
And, YES, I just saved you the $15.99 price tag, so you’re welcome.
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Dania Ramirez Covers For The Maxim 2012 16-Month Calendar
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The folks at Maxim have released TWO different 2012 calendars to the public. The first one (seen in this post) is the normal 2012 oversized calendar featuring Dania Ramirez on the cover and a few other celebrity hotties including Kristanna Loken, Rachelle Leah, Arianny Celeste, Kylie Bisutti, and Lyndsy Fonseca. The second calendar is a free giveaway insert in the December 2011 issue of Maxim featuring the “Hometown Hotties” bunch.
The HQ scans below is for the first calendar. Check it out!
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