Hotties
Wet & Wild With Sophie Monk
Aussie hottie Sophie Monk was snapped by the paps enjoying some fun at the beach earlier today at a beach in Santa Monica. Or Malibu. And wouldn’t you know it? Sophie got a little too rough with the water and ended up exposing a bit of her right boobie!!!
Click on the pic to view the UNCENSORED version (NSFW)!
The Pacific Ocean is one lucky mutherfucker.
Odette Yustman To Appear in Weezer’s New Video
Earlier this year, there was this film called, “The Unborn” and it starred some little known actress named Odette Yustman. Remember her? A couple of publications compared her to Megan Fox and while the similarities are a bit, um, similar…..she’s still no Megan Fox!
Anyway, Odette was snapped by the paps yesterday on the set of the new music video for the band Weezer and was sporting a 50′s hairdo and a yellow sundress. Yeah, I know, right?
Brad Pitt Gets Political with Bill Clinton
The Demi-god and Man Of All Men known as Brad Pitt took some time off from sitting on his golden throne at Mount Olympus to hang out with mere mortals. Brad spoke with Ex-Prez Bill Clinton at the 5th Annual Clinton Global Initiative in the NYC about housing infrastructure for Hurricane Katrina victims.
See? Even a Demi-God like Brad Pitt can take time to serve us frail humans in a time of need.
Jon Hamm Gets Gritty with a Shotgun
“Mad Men” star, Jon Hamm, was spotted in Boston earlier today filming a scene for the movie, “The Town”, co-starring Ben Affleck and Blake Lively. For some odd reason, I’m strangely attracted to seeing Jon Hamm wear an FBI bulletproof vest and holding a big gun in his hands.
Amber Heard’s Night of Zombie Hotness
“Pineapple Express” starlet, Amber Heard, appeared at the “Zombieland” Premiere in Hollywood last night and was sporting a high hairdo and a REALLY short dress to accentuate her bronzed gams. My dream Angel!
Karina’s Milkshakes Are Better Than Yours
Karina Smirnoff and her “Dancing With The Stars” partner, Aaron Carter, celebrated their first victory by making their way to the Millions Of Milkshakes shop in Los Angeles and making, what else, milkshakes!
First of all, they have milkshake shops in Los Angeles?!? No fuckin’ way!!!
Audrina Patridge Supports Carl’s Jr.
Maxim’s current cover girl Audrina Patridge was spotted yesterday afternoon with her boytoy in Santa Monica eating at a place called “The Bread Bar”.
Wait a goddamned minute! Isn’t Audrina currently the spokesgirl for Carl’s Jr? She should stuffing a Superstar burger in her face (among other things)!
Karina Smirnoff’s New Ad For PETA
The scourge of the animal world known as PETA released another one of their B.S. “I’d Rather Go Naked…” advertisements, this time with Karina Smirnoff from “Dancing With The Stars”. You know what? I say go and eat a big, fat juicy Cheeseburger and tell PETA to go screw themselves!
Anna Chlumsky Returns Again
Remember an actress named Anna Chlumsky? She was teh breakout 11-year old girl that starred in the 1991 flick called “My Girl” (and also in it’s less-than-impressive sequel “My Girl 2″). Remember her? No?
Anyway, Anna re-emerged last night in the NYC to attend the opening of the 125th Playbill and, from the looks of it, she still looks like the same 11-year old girl. Only older. And a little bit hotter.
Olivia Wilde’s Meaty Dilemma
Maxim’s #1 girl and current GQ cover girl, Olivia Wilde, attended the 61st Emmy’s last Sunday and I noticed two things:
#1: “House, MD” didn’t win any awards (which is bull$#!t) and…
#2: Olivia looked like a malnourished Somalian white girl wearing a handkerchief as a dress.
I dig on Olivia Wilde and I definitely think she is a good alternate pin-up fantasy to Megan Fox but, seriously, how about eating a sandwich! Maybe a chocolate bar or a Kit-Kat or something! Goddamn it, get some meat on those bones, Olivia!
We Love Heather Graham
Last night, a bunch of blah-blah celebrities attended the premiere screening of the documentary, “The Age Of Stupid” in the NYC, but only one of them stood out from the bunch.
Who am I referring to, you ask?
Why THIS woman, of course! It really does amaze me how Heather Graham has managed to reach the age of 39 yet still look like a 21-year old Victoria’s Secret supermodel with a body built like a freakin’ brickhouse!
Hey, someone like Cindy Crawford is only a few years older than Heather yet Cindy’s not exactly lookin’ too homely these days, know what I mean?
Katy Perry Gets Boob-Wrangled!
Over in Downtown Los Angeles, Katy Perry was filming her latest music video with the band 3OH3. And like every girl does, Katy wore a nice skintight boobilicious outfit, jumped into a giant water fountain, and splashed herself with cold water!
Of course, as with every good assistant, Katy had her boob wrangler prop up her giant breastesses into place between takes. Where do I sign up for THAT job???
