Don’t worry, Natalie Portman, Kristen Stewart is quashing rumors of a hook up with costar Robert Pattinson in a cover interview with Nylon Magazine and generally making herself sound as petulant and snobbish as possible.
She admits that the press part of the job isn’t her favorite and it’s not something she’s good at (yes, Kristen, we’ve noticed).
“I feel like I have nothing to say on those shows (like Letterman),” Stewart said, referencing her memorable appearance last year. “I’m not good at the funny thing. Most people are really great on those shows. I don’t have a contrived personality that (I can) just pump out (for) a five-minute segment, so I end up sitting there and looking kind of baffled. Embarrassing.”
Of the insanity of Twifans and general Twilight madness, she said, “Anywhere we’d go for Twilight was a psychotic situation. The sound was deafening, and it’s thoughtless, as well … You get a slew of all these bullshit questions like, ‘What’s it like to kiss a vampire?’ and ‘How much do you love Robert?’ Then you’ll get one that’s actually real, but you’re like, ‘No, I can’t right now, I can’t even consider (it).”
Yes, Ms. Stewart, you’ve established how above it all you are. Congratulations that you are too good to speak to people in public or do your contractually obligated grunt work on the press lines.
But she does say one good thing. She and Pattinson are definitely not an item.
“It’s just totally false … Rob and I are good friends. We went through a lot together, so we feel very close. But if we go out in public, every little detail is scrutinized, like the way I stand next to him. And it’s like, I know this guy really fucking well (laughs). It’s only natural that we’re sort of leaning on each other, because we’re put in the most fucking psychotic situations.”