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Victoria’s Secret Just Can’t Say NO. *UPDATE #2*
Victoria’s Secret usually chooses hot musical acts to perform in their yearly fashion show. Performers like Justin Timberlake, Usher, Katy Perry, the Spice Girls, and the Black Eyed Peas have done the show and it’s always a blast to watch. But it’s not always the case in some years….
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Mr. Skin Announces Top 100 Nude Actresses Of All-Time
In case you didn’t know, the folks at the Mr. Skin website held a month-long poll to decide which actress has the best On-screen Nudity. Over 1,000 scenes were chosen and voters were urged to vote for the Top 100.
Well, Mr. Skin himself made an appearance on the Kevin & Bean Show on 106.7 KROQ-FM in Los Angeles this morning to announce the news. If you just have to know the Top 10 Best Nude Actresses, here is the list from #10 to #1:
CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE TOP 10!
The Top 10 Most Popular & Unpopular Celebrities
The folks at the Reuters and IPSOS website took a nationwide poll and asked a simple set of questions: “Who is the most Popular and Trustworthy celebrity?” and “Who is the Most Unpopular Celebrity?” The results were released today and with over 86% of the vote, Betty White stole the competition as the Most Popular!
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To be honest, I’m still baffled at how Betty White made such a huge resurgence. Not that I have a problem with it, but I still only know her from “The Golden Girls”! Anyway, so who got voted as the #1 Most Unpopular Celebrity in the list?
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With an overwhelming 60% in votes, heiress (and sextape aficionado) Paris Hilton practically stole the vote as the most unpopular celebrity alongside her fellow sextape friend, Kim Kardashian (but, strangely, not Kim’s siblings and other media-whore family members).
[Unfortunately, being unpopular doesn't keep these two faux-pornstars from being nonstop tabloid and Media fodder.]
Transformers Dark of the Moon Review Part 2
Ok well, after sitting in the theater for over two hours watching this movie, I must admit, Michael Bay has outdone himself.I truly believe that even without Megan, this installment of the franchise is by far the best. It has the most action of the three. Shia, as always, plays an outstanding character. His antics and comedic take on Sam is what makes the movie for those that are not just into the CGI and action. Speaking of CGI, it is beyond genius what they did with this movie. The movie seems so real. I did not see it in 3-D so I cannot comment on the way it looks, but the standard rez movie is one to definately go and see. Now, Rosie did an okay job. In my last entry I said I was wondering how they where going to approach the fact that Sam is now with another girl. It was brought up twice in the movie. It was said that Mikaela broke up with him and broke his heart. He then found Carly (Rosie’s character) while getting a medal from POTUS (President of the United States). A short sweet way to phase out Megan’s character. Now getting back to the movie itself. I won’t tell you exactly what happens in the movie because I do not want to ruin it for you guys. Let’s just sum it up in these words.
They make BumbleBee out to be a bad ass MOFO. He whoops some Decepticon azz. One of the main Autobots does not make it through the movie(I won’t say who). There is a scene where BumbleBee is about to get his azz handed to him by one of the Decepticons, and looks sad and defeated. There is a touching moment between him and Sam where BumbleBee says “We’ve had a good run.” It was pretty touching if you are a sensitive person. In this movie, Megatron is a worn out old beat up truck of some sort. Starscream even refers to him as being beat up and weak. If you recall in the final scenes of the last Transformers movie, Optimus tears off part of Megatrons face. Well, in this movie his face is still pretty much gone. The plot to this movie is somewhat better then the previous ones. There is a bad azz Autobot Ferrari. He’s red and has an Italian accent. I don’t know what it is with Sam’s girlfriends. They are always screaming his name. Megan did it quite a few times in the previous installment and Rosie does it a bit in this installment. All in all it was a pretty exciting movie. You get it all. Comedy, action, CGI, special effects, and a bit of drama. I give this movie an A-, but don’t take my word for it. GO SEE IT!!!
Kelly Brook Suffers Miscarriage
According to various reports in the UK, model/actress Kelly Brook suffered a miscarriage five months into her pregnancy with baby daddy Thom Evans.
They request that everyone please respect their privacy at this very painful time and there will be no further comment
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Apparently, the miscarriage happened late last week but the news was just released this morning.
Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead by President Obama
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The man responsible for the 9/11 attacks has been confirmed dead by US officials. MSNBC reports that Bin Laden was killed in a US operation by Intelligence efforts. President Obama addressed the nation at around 8:30 PM PST to confirm the news.
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The Royal Wedding Summed Up In One Photo
In case you missed it, the Duchess of Cambridge arrived to the wedding in a blandly designed dress and tiara while the Duke had a giant honkin’ bald spot.
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The only shining light in this whole Royal Wedding was the reaction of THAT little girl on the balcony of Buckingham Palace. I share your pain, little girl!
Everybody Loves Kate Middleton….
Are you tired of this Kate Middleton broad and her boytoy prince yet?
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I KNOW I AM. And it’s all the fault of the goddamned American media!
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ROYAL UPDATE: As of 8 A.M. (UK time), Queen Elizabeth has officially given William & Kate the royal titles of “Duke & Duchess of Cambridge”. So that saves me all the drama of not having to watch this damned wedding. Thanks, your Queen-ness!
Happy 420 for 2011!
If you’re reading this, STOP IT. Go smoke a bowl!
Celebutopia Is Now Mobile For Smartphones!
No, this is not an April Fool’s Joke! Celebutopia is now available in a mobile version and is now Smartphone and IPAD-friendly! This means no pesky ads to intrude the loading experience AND it won’t eat up your Bandwidth! Try it now!
Maxim Cover Girl April 2011
If you haven’t heard about it by now, actress Brittany Snow is the April ’11 cover girl! Last month, it was that fake-ass skinny ho’ Michelle Trachtenberg and now we get this broad!
As far as I know, Brittany was actually the first Maxim cover girl in a long while to actually leak her own pictorial on television! But it still doesn’t hide the fact that Maxim’s last batch of cover girls have been all bland yawn-fests. There are other actress/supermodels/whatevers out there that are far more buzzworthy (like Mila Kunis or Amanda Seyfried or Irina Shayk!) yet Maxim decides to go for THIS. Another disappointing cover for another disappointing month. EPIC FAIL!
**As a side note, the April cover girl for last year was newcomer Alice Eve. She was hot for the moment and was a perfect choice to nab the cover unlike Brittany who’s NOT a newcomer and has yet to find that ONE good role (excluding her role on the new Kathy Bates NBC show that no one’s watching).
Celebutopia Resurrected on Twitter!
It’s been a long, long time since Celebutopia set up it’s Twitter account back in 2009, but it went dead and NOW….I’m bringing it back! That’s right, I’m bringing our Twitter back and now all the celebrity stories that I didn’t think are worthy to be told (or just too menial to mention) will now be told in 140 characters or less!
Check out our new Twitter page for all the hi-larious celebrity stories that nobody should care about and all the sexy stuff that you should! Your mind will not be stimulated, I can guarantee it.
IPhone 4 Soon To Be Available on Verizon
It was announced yesterday by Apple that they will be providing another service provider to their IPhone 4 – Verizon Wireless! In short, this announcement practically takes away the exclusivity from AT&T which was the sole service provider for 3G service since the IPhone began (although customers can still stick with them if they want).
Reports from the Apple press conference have gone on to confirm that the Verizon-powered IPhone 4 will be available for pre-order to Verizon clients on February 3rd while non-Verizon customers can buy it on the 10th.
In terms of features, both IPhones will provide the same functions but as stated by AT&T, the Verizon-powered IPhone will NOT have the ability to “allow it’s users to place calls and use apps at the same time“. While no rates were given for Verizon’s data service, I can guarantee that it WON’T be any different than what AT&T offers.
Everybody Hates Lea Michele
The stories are slowly churning out about how much of a high-maintenance diva and all-around bitch “Glee” starlet Lea Michelle really is. The latest bitch story comes from newcomer 14-year old actress Hailee Steinfeld, who co-stars in the hit Jeff Bridges flick, “True Grit”.
The young actress gave an interview to J-14 Magazine (y’know, those teeny-bopper magazines?) and pretty much told the reporter what an absolute bitch Lea Michele was to her when she tried to snag an autograph from the bitch.
When I was auditioning for “True Grit”, I was on the Paramount lot. “Glee” also films on the lot and….I saw Lea Michele just walking to her trailer and I was like, ‘That’s the girl from Glee. I’ve got to go ask for her autograph!’ So I walked up to her and asked for her autograph, but she walked by and a guy came and said, ‘Sorry, now’s not a good time!’ I was practically crying on the way home. I was so sad!
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Wow, Lea Michele is an absolute BITCH!! This is why I don’t watch “Glee” because there obviously isn’t any coming from Lea Michele!!! And don’t even get me started on how Lea fucked up the classic 80′s Wham! song “Last Christmas”……..
Starbucks Unveils New Coffee Cup Design
The folks over at Starbucks have sent out a mass email to all its followers and gave a preview of the newest coffee cup design of their logo. Check it out!
The newly designed logo cup is ready to roll out sometime this Spring, so let the Starbucks purist protests begin! What are these celebrities gonna do for coffee now??!!
Stan Lee Receives Star On Walk Of Fame
Comic Book legend and all-around good guy Stan “The Man” Lee received a Star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame yesterday afternoon! There’s no need for me to list his accomplishments, it’s just too long! Anyway, Congrats to Stan Lee from Celebutopia!
Jessica Alba To Be Nominated for Four Razzies
This is the best news I’ve heard this year so far! The folks at the LA Times have listed the eligible nominees for the Golden Raspberry Awards (AKA The Razzies) and out of the list of “Worst fill-in-the-blank” categories, there was one little tidbit that stood out for me…..
The insufferable Jessica Alba is eligible to be nominated for Worst Actress in all FOUR films that she starred in for 2010 – “The Killer Inside Me”, “Little Fockers”, “Machete” and “Valentine’s Day”! Finally somebody @ the Razzies feels my pain for this horrific woman and her dead-as-wood acting skills! I hope to God she gets nominated for ALL of them, that way the Razzie voters don’t even need to choose.
Make it so, Razzies! And if Ms. Alba had ANY sense of humor (which I’m very sure she doesn’t), she’ll accept her award IN PERSON like Sandra Bullock did last year and laugh it off. If she does, then MAYBE I’ll grow a little bit of respect for her. But there’s no possibility of that ever happening, Hahahahaha……….
Happy New Year 2011 From Celebutopia!
Happy New Year to all our Forum members (and you lurkers, too) and the Blog readers!
2010 was a bitch and now we start off fresh with a sexy New Year, so let’s Rock!
Pixar To Release Postage Stamps
The US Postal Service has released a press statement regarding some of the new 2011 postal stamps and the characters of Pixar (among others) were chosen for the bunch!
Selected characters from the “Toy Story”, “Ratatouille”, “Cars”, “Up”, and “Wall-E” flicks are going to be adorning your letters starting in August 2011, so save up those pennies!
Jon Favreau Turns Down “Iron Man 3″
A report from the lads at New York Magazine have confirmed that “Iron Man” director Jon Favreau has turned down the offer to direct the third Robert Downey Jr. outing. Complications from both Marvel and Favreau (stemming from “Iron Man 2″) has caused the director to leave the project.
A whole collection of possible theories are mentioned in the report as to why Favreau bailed on the billion dollar franchise, but it seems that after the less-than-robust reception of the second film and a wholly obscured vision for the character of Tony Stark from the upcoming “Avengers” flick, Favreau is not keen to play along with Marvel.
Can “Iron Man 3″ recover without it’s touted director? I don’t know, both films weren’t that good anyway, so who gives a shit!
