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Lindsay Lohan Ain’t Dead Yet!
Yesterday, news broke out about various media outlets already typing up Lilo’s obituary column and, while it isn’t unexpected, it was a bit…odd. Even Lilo’s dumbass dad held a press conference to try and get her some “help”.
Well, here’s a photo of Lindsay from yesterday afternoon looking healthy and somewhat sober.
Of course, I expect to see pictures of her passed out tonight, but that’s besides the point!
UPDATE 03/31: Speaking of passed out, here’s a photo of Lindsay scrawled into a fetal position of her designated car as she left the Star Magazine Party last night (her head is buried on the bottom left).
Robert Pattinson Is A Cheap Stiff!
One piece of advice to all you ladies that are trying to snag yourself a piece of this vampire diva: R-Patz will NOT pay for your drinks if you meet him at the bar! Rumors are swirling from The Sun newspaper that a few patrons at a local UK bar called Lyric saw the infamous R-Patz getting friendly with an unknown girl (the photo below is him leaving that particular bar).
When the two ordered some cocktails, R-Patz was reluctant to bust out his “Twilight” dollars, in which his lady friend had to pay the bill. Oh, you cheapo bastard!
Not that there was any confirmation about what else happened after that meeting, but I’m sure that girl still got to bang Edward R-Patz. Lucky prick.
Angelina Jolie = Mistress Of All Evil?
According to reports from the LA Times, the Disney company is currently underway with greenlighting a new spin-off flick which will feature the evil fairy godmother from “Sleeping Beauty”, Maleficent. That’s right, the cloaked witch from the “Sleeping Beauty” series is getting her own film, chronicling the events from her perspective (in the vain of the Broadway hit, “Wicked”) , and the lead name to play the evil witch is none other than Angelina Jolie!
Although nothing has been confirmed in ink, I would love to see Angelina play an evil witch! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!! Oh wait, wrong movie.
Ian Ziering Trying To Outdo Brian Austin Green?
Last month, Ian Ziering (AKA the not-hot one from “Beverly Hills, 90210″) got engaged to some hussy brunette nurse. Remember, this guy USED to be married to former Playboy Playmate Nikki Schieler! I hadn’t seen photos of Ian’s new blushing fiance and after new photos surfaced today of them shopping for wedding rings in LA, I’m completely convinced that Ian is trying to one-up his fellow 90210 castmate, Brian Austin Green, by having a young hot brunette Megan Fox wannabe in his arms.
I don’t know anything about this brunette woman, but one thing is definitely certain: she ain’t no Megan Fox. Seriously, am I the only one that can see thru this 90210 rivalry bullshit? SCREW YOU, IAN ZIERING! Nobody tries to out-Megan Fox Megan Fox, bitch!
Alicia Keys VERSUS Kim Kardashian – Photog Face-Off!
It was a battle of the two divas last night at Alicia Keys’ concert in Miami when photogs that were brought in to take photos of Alicia onstage were more interested at one of the celebrities sitting in front row. Sex tape phenom, Kim Kardashian, just happened to be sitting in front row and, according to photog description, got more attention than Alicia herself! They started snapping away at Kim while Alicia was performing, completely forgetting about her.
Alicia’s management were reportedly not too happy at this little turn of events and had the photographers “thrown out of the stadium” but not before “man-handling a few of them”. The photogs that got thrown out claim that they got last laugh because “Kim’s photos are more marketable than Alicia’s”. Oooh, BURN!
As much as I’d like to believe this story, I was a bit disappointed when ZERO photos of Kim in the front row surfaced yet photos of Alicia (seen above) were everywhere. I’ll follow up on this story to see if Kim’s photos from the concert do indeed show up.
Gemma Arterton Doesn’t Care What You Think!
British actress and “Clash Of The Titans” starlet, Gemma Arterton, has a big editorial in the April 2010 issue of GQ UK and in the article, she goes on quite a rant about not liking being part of the movie “system”. She goes on record saying that she finds being “made up” for Red Carpet events to be “utterly boring” and “doesn’t give a fuck about all that”.
The article goes on to say that Gemma has zero problems with movie nudity. Her next flick (called “The Disappearance Of Alice Creed”) features the actress bound, gagged and stripped naked for most of the film. “I’ve always been known for going for things. I’m quite passionate. Quite fiery. It doesn’t concern me at all”. TAKE A HINT, Megan Fox and Jessica Alba! And the actress says that if she doesn’t get along with a co-star, she won’t talk smack about them but she won’t pretend that she likes them, either. “There are people I’ve worked with who I’ve not particularly got on with but you have to be nice about them. I hate it, but it’s about protecting yourself”.
Y’know, for an actress like her that only has ONE high profile movie under her belt so far, Gemma’s already got a Megan Fox shit-talkin’ attitude about her own fame. Don’t get too full of yourself, little missy! All the chubby-girl nudity in your movies won’t save you from obscurity. We’ll be the judges of your career!
Dennis Hopper Receives Star On The Walk Of Fame
Legendary actor and all-around badass, Dennis Hopper, was in Hollywood this afternoon to receive his star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Hopper looked damned near unrecognizable due to his cancer, but still trotted his weak bones out in the crowd. Why? Because he’s a bad-ass!
Dennis has gone on record saying that’s he ready to pull the plug on himself, which means this will probably be his last ever appearance. So from all of us at Celebutopia, we congratulate Dennis Hopper for his body of work. A reward well-deserved indeed.
Wednesday With Zac Efron
Here’s the latest on Zac: homeboy and his newly-grown five o’clock shadow was spotted earlier this week “spending the day” with his girlfriend out in Malibu, which included a stop on the curbside for a smoke break.
And that’s the latest on Zac!
Jessica Alba Enjoys Infested Dairy Products
Last night, the all-too-boring Jessica Alba and her just-as-boring husband were at an ice cream shop on Sunset Boulevard. That doesn’t surprise me. But what DID surprise me is how the ice cream shop she was in had a dreaded “B” rating from the Health inspectors!
Aren’t ice cream shops the kinda places that get an easy “A” rating? For god’s sake, all they sell is ice cream! What kinda ass-backwards, rat-infested, cockroach-spewing ice cream are they churning out at this place??? Well, the kind that Jessica Alba likes, I suppose.
Gobble it up, Jessica!
Jackie Chan – Anonymous In Beverly Hills
In America, “The Karate Kid” star, Jackie Chan has a small percentage of popularity. Sometimes his movies make a few dollars and then, sometimes, you get “The Spy Next Door”. But over in the Asia, Jackie is basically a God. Jackie can’t walk a street in Hong Kong without getting mobbed!
So it’s no surprise to me that the paps found Jackie walking around Beverly Hills yesterday afternoon and was pretty much anonymous and went about his day with no worries. No mobs, no crowds, no riots.
This was probably the quietest day of Jackie’s life in a long time.
Date Night With Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez
Girl’s night out! Two girls that both dated Taylor Lautner were seen out in Hollywood last night having a grand ol’ time at the local bowling alley.
Honestly, what are the chances that these girls can even score a SPLIT let alone a SPARE? Or even a turkey? Highly unlikely, I say.
Kim Kardashian Splits From Reggie Bush – World Yawns
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN………………….
Wake me when nobody cares anymore…..
“Twilight Saga: Eclipse” Poster Artwork Revealed
Here’s the new promo poster artwork for the new Twilight movie! Every single aspect of this photo has been obviously Photoshopped to Hell. Except for K-Stew. The look of boredom in her face is totally real.
If you stare at it long enough, K-Stew may end up looking slightly attractive. Or not.
Johnny Depp Promotes Movie In Japan
Last week, it was Anna Kendrick and her massive head promoting her movie in Japan and now it’s Johnny Depp’s turn! Johnny took some time off from canoodling filming with Angelina Jolie to actually appear for the Tokyo premiere of “Alice In Wonderland” last night.
New Poster Artwork Of “Predators” & “The Expendables”
Two upcoming movies that got me pretty amped up are the new “Predators” sequel and the Stallone action flick, “The Expendables”. Artwork of the official posters were released to the media today and I’ve got the photos right here.
From the looks of it, the new Predator has been given a more shark-like look with giant sharp teeth and horns sticking out of its mask. Two words: AWE-SOME!
It’s been so long since Stallone did a decent action flick. And when I say “decent”, I mean awesomely bad! I’m talkin’ lots of one-liners and explosions and filthy villains! I’m your worst nightmare, bitch! Oh, this is gonna be an awesome summer!
Chris Evans Is Captain America (?)
Chris Evans (y’know, the flaming queen from those awful “Fantastic 4″ movies) had been named as one of the many potential actors to suit up as Steve Rogers AKA Captain America and is rumored to be the top-runner to win the coveted role.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, the deal would include a three-picture Marvel deal as well as a role on the new “Avengers” movie, which is also in the works.
So aside from Chris, you got Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark, Edward Norton as Bruce Banner, Sam Jackson as Nick Fury, Chris Hemsworth as Thor, and now the only character that’s left is Marvel Girl to complete the cast of the Avengers.
David Hasselhoff Still Rocks With KITT
Not that the Hoff was doing anything to draw attention to himself this weekend, but the paps caught the Hoff driving around West Hollywood with the original KITT car. Yeah, that’s what I said. KITT the infamous talking car from the 80′s TV show “Knight Rider”!
And not to be picky, but I don’t think a license plate that reads “N8 RYDER” conjures too many fuzzy memories. Even if the name doesn’t spell out correctly.
Jennifer Aniston Versus The Sports Illustrated Supermodel
Jennifer Aniston is currently filming a new comedy with Adam Sandler at the beaches of Malibu. One of her co-stars just happens to be supermodel Brooklyn Decker. Y’know, the SI cover girl? The one that ditched all those SI events last month?
Anyway, as much as the media loves Jennifer (I certainly don’t), let’s be honest, Brooklyn has far more potential to steal away Jenny’s thunder.
Can Brooklyn act? Probably not. But that doesn’t mean I enjoy Jenny’s repetitious acting skills either.
“The Runaways” Premiere In New York
The New York premiere for K-Stew’s new flick, “The Runaways” were held last night and all the usual suspects were in attendance: K-Stew, Dakota Fanning, Joan Jett, and Cherie Curie.
Unfortunately for those ladies, there were two Victoria’s Secret Angels also in attendance (Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio) and were the ONLY good lookin’ broads of the bunch.
Sorry, K-Stew, you suck!
God Of War 3 In Stores Now
If you are an avid gamer, today is the day that PS3 fans have been waiting for, the release of God Of War 3! It’s been three years since the last game was on consoles and now players can finally find out how Kratos will exact his revenge on the Gods of Olympus.
Sony Santa Monica released a press statement to media today and pretty much gave a rundown of the game:
Utilizing a new game engine built from the ground up and state-of-the-art visual technologies, the development team behind God of War III has made standard-setting strides in giving players the realistic feel of actually being on the battlegrounds. With texture resolutions quadrupling since God of War II on the PlayStation 2 computer entertainment system, God of War III, in its debut on the PS3 system, will feature fluid, life-like characters, as well as dynamic lighting effects, a robust weapon system, and world-changing scenarios that will truly bring unmistakable realism to Kratos’ fateful quest. Players will have a chance to join battles on a grand scale that is four times larger than its predecessor, while experiencing detailed and unique 3D worlds lit by thousands of dynamic lights and textures that allow for astonishing realism and new heightened levels of brutality and gore.
If you don’t have a PS3 system, now’s the time to get one! Go to your local Gamestop or Best Buy and grab a copy before they sell out! Don’t miss out on your chance to play what will surely be Game Of The Year.
