In The News
Ja Rule Goes To Prison
Oh, NOW I remember! The funny thing is that I don’t remember a single thing that Ja Rule’s done since 2001. Except maybe go to jail for two years for weapons possession. Dumbass Rapper.
Zac Efron Is Officially Single
Ah, such good news! E! Online has reported that the beautifully beautiful pretty boy Zac Efron has parted ways with that bitch Vanessa Hudgens! Best news I’ve heard in a long while!
Oprah Winfrey & The Aussie Bar-B-Q
Everyone knows that Oprah is an ambassador for weight loss. She and Tyra Banks are always about gaining 500 pounds and then losing it all on some trendy crash diet. And that’s why I find this photo quite funny and ironic of Oprah at some friend’s house (probably Russell Crowe’s) in Sydney munching on koala bear barbecue. Mmmm, now I be hungry for marsupials.
Miley Cyrus & The Bong Misadventures
If you haven’t heard by now, some money-grubbing douchebag submitted a video to TMZ of Miley Cyrus smoking Salvia from a bong and……..ZZZZZzzzzz……zzzzz……..
….zzzzzz……HUH? WHAT? What was I saying? Oh, sorry……you’ll have to excuse me, this story was just too unbelievably boring.
Kevin Smith Is Still Too Fat To Fly
Yup, it’s happened again! Only this time, the outcome didn’t seem so bad. According to a report from People, Mr. Smith, his wife, and Jason Mewes were recently scheduled for a flight back to Los Angeles from JFK Airport in New York but arrived at the departure gates too late and were DENIED from boarding the airplane.
To make a long story short. Mr. Smith tried to board ten minutes before departure but got rejected at the door. Mr. Smith took a rescheduled flight but was given “lovely, apologetic email, full refund for flight, free tix offer – all before I’ve landed“. See? So I guess it’s not all that bad.
Amber Heard Is a Lesbian – No One Is Surprised
In what was probably the worst-kept secret (and something I refused to believe at first), Amber Heard has confirmed her sexuality and has announced to the world that she loves GIRLS. The news was confirmed through a LGBT website called After Ellen and at the GLAAD Awards held over the weekend.
In case you’re wondering, Amber’s partner is none other than her photographer friend, Tasya Van Ree. And if you check on her photography website, the site is damned near riddled with nude images and videos of Amber, so it’s no surprise.
Am I bummed out about this news? Not at all! Considering that Amber is just way too incendiary for guys like me to handle, nothing can cool down Amber’s Angelic fire like a good ol’ Scissoring. WE LOVE AMBER!
Dr. Dre’s New Interview with XXL Magazine
The might, might D-R rarely does interviews or TV appearances. But the editors over at XXL Magazine (it’s a Hip Hop magazine if you don’t know) were able to score an Exclusive interview with the elusive producer and he gives his thoughts on various topics including – the “Detox” album, Jay-Z and Kanye West, the state of music, the 50 Cent/Game feud, and how he feels about his previous efforts.
Here’s a few of the Dr.’s quotes from the interview:
–His thoughts on Detox
“I’m tryna [sic] get it done. I’m really feeling it now. My energy has been back and forth with the record, tussling with doing it out of obligation, as opposed to doing it because I really feel it”
–His thoughts on modern Hip Hop
“It’s definitely big right now. But its definitely not as good to me right now….it’s just a lot of watered-down shit. It’s just a little too happy for my taste, a little too bubblegummish [sic] and shit”
–the 50 Cent/Game feud from 2005
“It was bad internally and bad for business. It’s no telling where we could be right now if everybody got along….it was just fuckin’ terrible for Hip Hop”
–His thoughts on Kanye
“I love Kanye’s music. I don’t necessarily agree with a lot of the moves he made with his career but, as far as his music goes, I love it”
–His thought on previous efforts
“I have mixed emotions about it. I look back and can’t help but go, ‘Damn, there’s things I could’ve done better, you know?’ I’ve never listened to any of my records after….once it comes out, it’s just numbers”
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If you are Dr. Dre fan like I am, don’t hesitate to buy this issue! Go to your local newsstand and pick it up when it drops on December 14th!
Eliza Dushku Announces Next TV Failure
No less than a year after “Dollhouse” got the axe after two horrendous seasons on FOX, TV Guide has announced that Eliza has landed ANOTHER TV series in the works for TNT where she plays a…wait for it….COP in the Pacific Northwest!!! Oh, sweet Jesus, someone stop her!
I’m gonna be honest and just say it: Eliza Dushku just doesn’t belong on TV. Seriously! How many goddamn times does she need to do a TV show that just can’t “find an audience” before she finally figures out that nobody buys her in the roles she does!
Let’s make it clear: she’s good at doing one thing onscreen – being a heinous bitch. Kevin Smith knew it and the “Bring It On” people knew it, so why does this woman keep getting TV projects that cast her against type?!? STOP IT, ELIZA!
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UPDATE 12/07/2010: As of yesterday, Eliza has announced that after only ONE week of filming, she is quitting the show! Yes, now that is the best decision she’s made so far.
Anne Hathaway & James Franco to Host 83rd Oscars (?)
The peoples over at Deadline.com are claiming that possible Oscar contenders, Anne Hathaway and James Franco, are being touted as the possible hosts for next year’s Academy Awards.
If it turns out to be true, then it looks like AMPAS is going for a younger audience. Here’s the thing: all this talk about these two all seems to be nothing but hearsay. One guys tells one guy one thing….and they tell two friends….and they tell their friends….and so on and so on and so on.
So far, nothing from AMPAS has been confirmed so, until the announcement is made, take this news with a grain of salt.
“Bombshell” McGee & The Nasty Bits
Remember Michelle “Bombshell” McGee? She was the tattooed Nazi-loving Ho’ that destroyed Jesse James’ marriage to Sandra Bullock earlier this year, remember? Yes? No?
Well, she’s back in the news because she was seen over in Aussie land for the opening of the “Sexpo” Expo in Melbourne yesterday. And, like a pro, she stood for a photo-op in between a giant 20-foot dick and…..something else. Oh, Jesse should be so proud!
Black Swan = Jennifer’s Body?
The new Darren Aronofsky flick “Black Swan” is being touted as a “psycho-sexual thriller” starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis as ballerinas that get all touchy-feely and artsy-fartsy on each other. Sounds sexy, right?
In an interview with Collider, Mila describes her sex scene with Natalie as “a little uncomfortable, whether its the same sex or the opposite sex. The great thing about this is that Natalie and I were actually lucky enough to be friends prior to production, which made it all a lot easier“.
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Here’s the thing I noticed about Mila’s quote, though. There was another movie that came out last year that was touted as a “psycho-sexual horror” flick where the stars of the film also did a same sex tongue-wagging liplock. That movie was called “Jennifer’s Body” and it starred Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried.
In an interview that Amanda Seyfried gave prior to that flick’s release she claimed that her scene with Megan Fox was “difficult to do, because just on one end, I was uncomfortable, because I kiss men. Even in front of people – to kiss someone for the first time, female or male, is still awkward. And then – also, with a female, I was worried that she would judge me. Or, it was just awkward, because we were kind of pals, and then we had to make out with each other“.
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Coincidence? I think not. The Megan Fox flick tanked at the box office (even with Diablo Cody’s name attached to it) and if “Black Swan” (with Aronosky’s named attached) follows the same fate, then it’s surely no coincidence.
Kate Middleton For Real
Kate Middleton looks strangely familiar. For some reason, the photos I’ve seen of Kate kept reminding of somebody in Hollywood and it bugged me all day yesterday.
After some deep memory research, I found the match! Kate Middleton is a near doppleganger of actress Peggy Lipton (well, just from my perspective)! If you don’t know Peggy Lipton, she was the star of the 60′s TV show “The Mod Squad” as well as the hot owner of the Double-R Diner in the TV show “Twin Peaks”. Whew, now I can sleep better!
[Quite a stretch, I know.]
Ryan Reynolds – Sexiest Man Alive 2010
“Green Lantern” star Ryan Reynolds is this year’s chosen one according to the highly paid editors of People Magazine. Sigh, congratulations, I guess. Payola can still work wonders.
ENGAGED: Prince William & Kate Middleton
Big news out of London: Prince William is engaged to somebody named Kate Middleton!
Let me be honest about one thing: I am a dirty filthy stinkin’ American yank and I couldn’t possibly care about the Monarchy, but at least this news of a REAL “Royal Engagement” is far more newsworthy than Heidi and Spencer’s bullshit nuptials.
Ashley Greene’s Naked Dilemma
So news has emerged that “Twilight” starlet Ashley Greene turned down a bunch of money to strip down and flash her skivvies in Playboy. Normally, I’d be hella-depressed by this news, but there does seem to be a thin line between her naked body and her desire to be accepted. What am I talking about, you ask? According to Trending Daily, it turns out that Ashley HAD to turn down the offer because she didn’t want to offend her current boyfriend’s mom!
As we all know, Ashley is sorta dating Joe Jonas and since he’s got the chastity belt (or whatever he’s got down there), his mom isn’t too keen on the idea of them being together. Turns out, Ashley’s too whore-ish and the Jonas mom don’t like whores around her boys.
So what does this mean then? It means that if Ashley WASN’T dating this asshole, she woulda been naked by now! But let’s also not forget that the last couple of magazine covers that she’s done have been pretty boring and, if you ask me, this woulda sky-rocketed her shaved cootch to even more fame. DO IT, ASHLEY!
“Breaking Dawn” Starts Production
Ready for more “Twilight”? I bet you aren’t! But for those of you that are, the fourth (and fifth) Twi-movie has already started production. Both R-Patz and K-Stew were spotted filming a mack-out scene on the streets of Rio De Janeiro and the (blurry) photos prove it.
Check it out!
Ah, I can just feel the excitement. Here we go again.
The Top 10 Overpaid Stars in Hollywood
The mad scientists at the Forbes website have concocted a list of the most overpaid actors in Hollywood. The criteria for this list mostly involves actors and actresses who basically get paid WAY too much skrilla for their services but bring in very little Box Office revenue (both domestic and worldwide). And the list includes the following:
#10 – JIM CARREY
#9 – ADAM SANDLER
#8 – VINCE VAUGHN
#7 – MATT DAMON
#6 – DREW BARRYMORE
#5 – TOM CRUISE
#4 – SETH ROGEN
#3 – DENZEL WASHINGTON
#2 – EDDIE MURPHY
#1 – WILL FERRELL
While this list is arguable, Forbes only calculated the grosses for these actors up to June 2010, so any movies they’ve starred in after that (like Will Ferrell) aren’t counted.
IMO, there are other stars that could’ve instantly been added onto this list such as George Clooney, Cameron Diaz, Nicole Kidman, and Jennifer Aniston. Damn, do their movies stink up somethin’ bad!
Lily Allen Miscarries – Ian Ziering Expecting
Two pieces of Baby news – one sad and one happy. In sad news, the Associated Press has reported that UK singer, Lilly Allen, suffered a miscarriage SIX months into her pregnancy! Allen’s publicist released the following statement:
It is with great sadness that we have to confirm that Lily Allen and Sam Cooper have lost their baby.
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But in happier baby news, everyone’s favorite blonde nerd from “Beverly Hills, 90210″ Ian Ziering has announced to People Magazine that he and his new wife are expecting their first child!
Erin and I are very excited to be parents. It’s something we both have always wanted
To be honest, I almost had a panic attack when I saw the words “90210 alum expecting baby girl“. The first thing that came to my mind was “Brian Austin Green? Megan Fox!!! NOOOOO!!!!!”, but it turned out to NOT be the case, so I’m fine.
Julian McMahon Is a Sweet Transvestite
Well, just for last night. An all-star cast that included Julian, Nicole Scherzinger, Jorge Garcia, Jack Nicholson, and a few of the cast members from “Glee” took part in a special 35th anniversary event for the “Rocky Horror Picture Show” over at the Wiltern Theater yesterday night where Julian took the stage as the infamous antagonist.
Unlike the movie counterpart, Julian’s version of Dr. Frank-N-Furter seemed a little bulky with a dash of Joker rip-off to me. But other than that, he is the best-looking tranny I’ve seen in a while.
What’s With Shia Lebeouf’s Infidelity?
Rumors had emerged about the Shia Lebeouf-Carey Mulligan split from a news story that Carey moved out of Shia’s pad and is shacking up at a Best Western motel somewhere in Los Angeles.
The big rumor for the split may be due to the fact that Shia Lebeouf can’t keep his dick away from hot girls. In particular, Shia seems to be taking a liking to his new Transformers co-star, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, hence the Mulligan break-up.
But the last I heard (and saw), Rosie was still snogging with Jason Statham! New photos had surfaced from the weekend of the Jason and Rosie exiting a restaurant in New York. So who’s zooming who? Either way, Shia needs to keep his goddamned dick away from my supermodels!
