Movies
Harry Potter 8 Death Toll – Who Dies?
Now that the final installment of “The Deathly Hallows” is in theaters, I find it very fitting to spoil it for everyone! Hop along and read all about Harry and his magic wand! Although I did find the scene of Harry and Ron getting topless in front of Hermione a bit weird….
Anyway, if you’ve read the book, then you know what happens. But if you’ve neglected the books and don’t feel like watching the movie, then click on the link below to read about who lives and who dies!
And just in case I wasn’t clear enough….SPOILER ALERT!!!!
CLICK HERE TO READ WHO DIES IN HARRY POTTER 8!
Transformers 3 Death Toll – Who Dies?
*SPOILER ALERT* Considering that this is probably the last Transformers flick that we’ll see in a while, it’s only fitting that some good guys die and some bad guys….well, die! Michael Bay made certain that any of the characters that die in the movie will stay dead and he certainly kept his promise!
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If you haven’t seen TF3 yet (and plan on doing so this weekend), avoid reading the article below because it is just chock full of fantastic spoilers. Otherwise, if you just wanna avoid the hassle and ruin it for everyone, then read on!
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CLICK HERE TO READ THE LIST OF WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES!
Transformers Dark of the Moon Review Part 1
Even though our lovely Megan is not in this movie, I decided to go and see how the story line developed without her in it. So here I sit blogging this as the movie is beginning. I’m curious to see how they “killed” off Mikaela. Will they simply ignore the fact that there is now an ugly blonde playing Sam’s love interest, or will they say something to the effect of them splitting up. Only a few moments and I’ll know. Stay tuned folks. Lets see how horribly Steven Spielberg messed up when he fired Megan….
The Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Peek-A-Boo Hour
Rosie, Rosie, Rosie. How often do you see a supermodel/actress/whatever expose sideboob AND a big ol’ panty flash within a second? NEVER! And that’s why Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is the best girl out there. She just doesn’t give a shit about it yet she does it in such a classy supermodel style.
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The Transformers hottie was exiting the TF3 premiere in London a couple of nights ago and, as is usually the case with foreign paparazzi, they caught her at the most inappropriate moment. God Bless them!
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Sigh, I wish Megan Fox had the same fearless mentality…..
New Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Screencaps from Transformers 3
Up until last night, there had literally been ZERO clips of Victoria’s Secret hottie, Rosie HW spouting any lines of dialogue in the new Transformers flick, but not no more! The bombshell stopped by the David Letterman show to show off a brand new scene from TF3 where Rosie’s character practically seduces Shia with her hardcore supermodel sexuality. Eat your heart out, Megan Fox!
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Click on the pics to view the full screencap!
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If you want to view the clip, just check out the zillions of Transformers boards out there. I’m sure one of them (besides myself) ripped the whole interview and the clip. If not, then too bad for you!
“Pirates 4: On Stranger Tides” Spoiler “Voodoo” Ending
The new Jack Sparrow movie is now out in theaters! To those of you that plan on seeing the flick, stay until the very end to view a special (but way too brief) coda scene. While the movie itself does present a giant wad of plotholes, there’s still a lot of action to view, a special “blink-and-you’ll-miss-it” cameo from Dame Judy Dench and there’s a nearly naked mermaid with a Spanish accent!
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If you already saw the flick but walked out during the credits, then YOU MISSED IT! Click on the link below to read about the special “Voodoo” ending. WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!!!
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CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT THE “VOODOO” ENDING
New Still of Rosie Huntington Whiteley in TF3
So far, Michael Bay has only released about two or three Rosie stills from TF3 and none of them were as flattering as the one seen below.
So all she’s doing is wearing a white low-cut dress and getting out of a car (in slo-mo I reckon) IN 3D? YES PLEASE!
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Hey, Megan Fox might’ve had a motorcycle in TF2, but then again, Megan ain’t a supermodel so she couldn’t do the supermodel ass wiggle (and even if Michael Bay asked her, she probably wouldn’t do it). And that’s why I like Rosie!
Mel Gibson Pops Up In Cannes
It seemed like a total crapshoot that “The Beaver” star Mel Gibson would not show up at the Cannes Film Festival after director Jodi Foster showed up solo the other day.
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But, lo and behold, he DID make it out to the south of France where Mel sported a rockin’ salt-n-pepper look and not as angry. Nice to see the Mel back!
“Thor” Spoiler “Nick Fury” Ending
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THOR WILL RETURN IN THE AVENGERS
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The God of Thunder rocked the 3D box office this weekend by amassing over $66 million. While the film itself isn’t anything spectacular (it’s not anywhere near “Iron Man” or “Spiderman”), it did a good job of portraying the Norse god in the correct vein. Also, if you weren’t aware by now, there is a special cameo in the flick featuring Clint Barton AKA Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) during the scene where Thor tries to retrieve Mjolnir.
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And just like “Fast Five”, if you walked out during the end credits, you missed the “Avengers” announcement above and a special extra (and crucial) coda scene. If you want to know what the extra scene at the end was, then click below but BEWARE! TOTAL SPOILER ALERT!!
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CLICK HERE TO READ THE EXTRA THOR ENDING SCENE!
“Fast Five” Spoiler “Ghost” Ending
In case you weren’t aware already, “Fast Five” has taken the slumping box office by nitrous storm by amassing over $83 million. Aside from the usual amount of fast cars, you got Vin Diesel laying the smackdown on the Rock, Han being alive for a second film (even after he died in “Tokyo Drift”), and Jordana Brewster making herself useful for once. But there was something extra juicy at the END of the movie that you probably may have missed if you walked out during the credits.
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If you saw the extra ending, good for you! If not, then click on the link below to read about the “Ghost” ending!
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If you didn’t see the movie, HUGE SPOILERS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
“Transformers 3″ Trailer #2
More robots and more destruction. It ain’t a Transformers movie unless you Michael Bay adds both of them en masse. It’s only probable that Michael Bay would cut a brand new TF3 trailer complete with more robots (including an appearance with Shockwave) to go in front of screens for “Fast Five”, so here it is!
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Unfortunately, there’s still NO scenes of supermodel Rosie Huntington Whiteley spouting any lines. C’mon, Michael Bay, let the girl speak!
Will Smith Is Still a Man In Black
I swear, every time I hear a new “Men In Black 3D” story, all I can think is “Wait, they’re STILL not done filming that damned movie???” Well, not to my surprise, Will Smith is STILL filming MiB3 and the paparazzi got to snap photos of Will in his Agent J outfit parading through the streets of Manhattan earlier today.
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Nice dye job on the hair, Will.
“Fast Five” Trailer #2
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To be honest, I wasn’t too impressed with the fourth F&F flick (far too much whiney drama and not enough action), but judging from this new trailer, the action takes a cue from the fast-paced action of “2 Fast 2 Furious” and forgoes the drama for more cars and more…..umm, cars.
I just hope this movie doesn’t pull the “awesome trailer, shitty movie” tactic that “Mission: Impossible 2″ had all those summers ago.
Olivia Wilde Gets Disney-fied
Famed (and financially-troubled) photographer Annie Liebovitz got to hire big-time A-list actors such as Jeff Bridges, Penelope Cruz, Alec Baldwin, Olivia Wilde, and Queen Latifah to portray live-action characters from some of Walt Disney’s cast of beloved cartoon characters for a Disney-themed photoshoot to promote Disney Parks.
Jeff and Penelope appear as Beast and Belle from “Beauty & The Beast”…..
….Olivia and Alec appear as the Magic Mirror and the Evil Queen from “Snow White & The Seven Dwarves”…..
….and Queen Latifah appears as Ursula from “The Little Mermaid”.
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If only they can convince Kristen Stewart to portray Ariel from the “The Little Mermaid”, my Disney fantasy would be complete!
New “Hangover II” Teaser Unveiled
Warner Bros. has released a new teaser trailer for “The Hangover II”. Check it out below!
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From the looks of it, the movie seems to recycle the same ol’ “where’s the groom?” plot from the first film. Only instead of Vegas, it’s in Thailand. Please don’t let this movie suck, Todd Phillips.
New “X-Men: First Class” Trailer Unveiled
I absolutely HATED when Brett Ratner single-handedly destroyed the “X-Men” franchise by being so blatantly ignorant of it’s hardcore fanbase. “X-Men: The Last Stand” was a huge kick in the balls by a less-than-competent director that had ZERO clue about the X-Men storyline. Since then, everyone has revered the third X-Men movie but now there is a ray of hope, X-fans!
20th Century Fox unleashed the brand new trailer for “X-Men: First Class” today and the excitement that was lost all those years ago is back in full force. With the full story being rebooted and characters being given (from what is shown in the trailer) a proper treatment, it gives me, as a fanboy, absolute glee. Here, check out the new trailer and judge for yourself.
If this trailer doesn’t get you excited about X-Men, then nothing will.
“Jackass 3.5″ To Invade Soon!
Okay, so maybe the 3D version won’t be on Blu-Ray for awhile, but at least we can enjoy more Jackass magic with version 3.5! Check it out!
Amber Heard Is A Playboy Bunny!
But only on TV, though. News from Deadline.com reports that the Zombieland hottie has been cast to star in NBC’s new 60′s drama “Playboy” (alongside actress Naturi Naughton) revolving around the Playboy Bunnies and the infamous Playboy Clubs!
I was disappointed when I Heard that Amber wasn’t cast in the new “Charlie’s Angels” reboot, but having her as a sexually-charged Playboy bunny waitress sounds even better!
Before you jump to conclusions that the show will be all about sex and drugs, it is NOT the case. The job of the Playboy Bunnies was to wear the trademark Bunny costume and serve as waitresses in Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Clubs in various cities. They were NEVER featured naked at all in the magazine and none became famous during the majority of the club’s lifespan.
But since this is a TV drama, you can bet you top dollar the writers will find every way to make Amber have hetero sex (or possibly lesbian sex which would be much better) even though bunnies weren’t allowed to bone the clients. Can’t wait! Now I’ll be watching with my pants down!
New “Captain America: First Avenger” Poster Unveiled
The peeps from Marvel have released the new poster image for the Captain America flick starring Chris Evans as the shielded-bearing patriot. Check it out!
From the looks of it, the Cap poster is a lot more gritty and less glossy than the “Thor” poster, which is probably a good thing.
“Tron: Legacy” Blu-Ray Artwork Revealed
The folks at Amazon have posted brand new information regarding the Blu-Ray release of “Tron: Legacy”. A few tidbits regarding the release (which hasn’t been dated yet) will include a Blu-Ray version of the first “Tron”, a separate 3D version of “Legacy”, as well as brand new separate scenes involving Bruce Boxeitner, Olivia Wilde, and Cillian Murphy as their respective characters.
Amazon also announced that the Blu-Ray release will arrive in a special 2-Disc, 4-Disc, AND a limited edition 5-Disc set! It’s gonna be Tron-riffic!
