Sports
The New England Patriots SUCK
The NE Patriots took on the Peyton Manning-led Indiana Colts last night and just totally BLEW IT! With only TWO minutes left on the 4th Quarter and the Pats leading under one touchdown, the Pats ended up blowing a 4th down play, giving the Colts a ONE YARD advantage on their goal line. From there, the Colts took over and EASILY won the game. The Colts are still undefeated at 9-0, while the suck-ass Patriots now stand at 6-3.
I don’t think “questionable” begins to describe the stupid-ass play the Patriots made on the 4th down. The Bill Belichick play is too complex and too dumb to describe in detail, so just tune in to ESPN for visual footage and a frame-by-frame break down. Man, do these Patriots SUCK! If it isn’t obvious by this rant, I just lost $100! Thanks, Tom Brady! WHAT A BUNCH O’ BULLSHIT!!!
Zac Efron Friday
Here’s a photo of Zac from last night’s LA Lakers game against the Phoenix Suns.
Until last night’s game, the Suns had a 7-1 record going in to the game before they ended up getting trounced like a bunch of noobish bitches by the Lakers, 121-102. That’s the reason Zac is happy. And it’s the reason I’m happy as well.
Happy Birthday, Lamar Odom!
Today is the 30th birthday of Los Angeles Lakers Forward Lamar Odom! He’s got it all – a championship-caliber team, lots of candy at his disposal, and Khloe Kardashian for a wife! Okay, maybe not that last part but, other than that, Happy Birthday, Lamar!
Plaxico Burress Goes To Prison II
Here’s the mugshot of former New York Giants player Plaxico Burress.
And, to think, all he ever did was shoot himself in the thigh! OH, THE FUCKIN’ HUMANITY!!!
Plaxico Burress Goes To Prison
Former New York Giants player Plaxico Burress made his way to the Manhattan Courthouse earlier this morning for sentencing and got TWO YEARS in prison for weapons charges!
Y’know, when you think about it all this unnecessary drama unfolded simply because this stupid-ass Neanderthal cretin dumbass shot himself in the thigh! Somewhere in Hollywood, OJ Simpson and Robert Blake are laughing their asses off.
David Beckham Leaving the LA Galaxy?
Start counting your days, Galaxy fans, because David Beckham’s time in our town is almost over. In recent months, the big bad Becks has finally stepped up his game and WON some games. Last time I checked, the Galaxy were in SECOND place!
Despite all the negative hoopla around him, you have to give credit to the guy because he is a pretty big draw for the non-Soccer crowds. Once his ass leaves, we won’t have anyone of that caliber ever again in our ranks, so SHUT YOUR FACE and enjoy the remaining time we have with him because it’s never gonna happen again!
T.O. Show To Have a Second Season
With the first season of the T.O. Show over, VH1 wants to make sure that the hit show comes back for another season.
The show averaged 1.5 million viewers per episode! I think T.O. needs to concentrate on football and leave the tv shows alone. When you are done playing ball, then you can use your fame to make tv shows, but for now, PLAY BALL!!
