Supermodels
Miranda Kerr Picks Up The Poop
No less than 48 hours ago, supermodel Miranda Kerr was strutting her sexy little ass on the runway for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and now she’s reduced to picking up a big steaming pile of dog shit on the streets of the NYC. This is blasphemy!
Miranda Kerr should NOT be picking up dog poop! That’s Orlando Bloom’s job!
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2009
Hide the kids ‘cuz this is gonna be H-O-T! The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held in the NYC last night and while the outfits this year aren’t as sexy as previous years, that doesn’t mean that VS didn’t try to pull a few racy numbers on us.
Let’s take a look at what kinda flesh spank party we got to look forward to!
The show will air on CBS on December 1st @ 10 PM, so tune in for all the fun and semi-nudity!
Supermodels Getting Kissy-Kissy
The coveted VS Angels, which included Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller, and Doutzen Kroes (minus a few absentee Angels) took to one of the VS stores yesterdau and simply hammed it up for the photogs like nobody’s business.
It’s anybody’s guess as to what they were doing there. Like it matters! For the record, YES, these girls do get into pink panty pillow fights at slumber parties. I think it’s in their contracts. FIGHT, GIRLS, FIGHT!
Victoria’s Secret Invades Times Square
If you were in Times Square earlier today, then you probably saw a big ol’ smorgasbord of Victoria’s Secret supermodels hanging around and getting all kissy-kissy. Or maybe you didn’t.
So what were they all doing there besides being all hot and whatnot? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Adriana Lima Gives Birth To Baby Girl
Three down, ONE more to go! Heidi Klum gave birth last month, Karolina Kurkova gave birth earlier this month, and NOW….People.com has announced that Adriana Lima has popped her turkey from the oven!
The little Brazilian Pillsbury dough-girl bundle of joy was born yesterday and has been named Valentina Lima Jaric. Congratulations to Adriana Lima from Celebutopia!
[Credit to Lima-Fans.com for the info]
Alessandra Ambrosio – The Angel Of Angels
Rumors are swirling about the main model that will kick off this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and the name on top of the heap is none other than Alessandra Ambrosio!
What does this mean to all you non-fashion hipsters? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! But to the rest, it means that Alessandra will be the first model to step onto the runway at the beginning of the show. Last year’s show-opener was Adriana Lima and while Alessandra isn’t sportin’ the Fantasy Bra (that honor went to Marisa Miller), I guess it makes up for that by having her start off the show.
Victoria’s Secret Announces It’s Newest Angels
There are currently SIX supermodels that are officially titled as Victoria’s Secret Angels – Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, and Doutzen Kroes.
But that numbers about to increase because the Victoria’s Secret Facebook page made the announcement today of adding FIVE (count ‘em, FIVE) new models into the mix who will be crowned as Angels in this year’s VS Fashion Show. And the lucky ladies are….
–CANDICE SWANEPOEL–
–ROSIE HUNTINGTON WHITELEY
–LINDSAY ELLINGSON
–ERIN HEATHERTON
–EMANUELA DEPAULA
Yee-haw! New supermodel flesh to stare and ogle while I shop at the Mall!
Marisa Miller Goes Vintage for Harley Davidson
Sports Illustrated model and “Gary Unmarried” cameo starlet Marisa Miller is back as the spokesgirl for the 2009 campaign for Harley Davidson and, this time, she’s going vintage by dressing up as a 1940′s Army pin-up girl (minus the Roberto Vargas nudity)!
It’s a crying shame that many companies don’t using Retro-imaging for advertising in this day and age and I’m sure that my WWII veteran neighbor and his Viagra bottle would oblige to that! Spank away, old man!
Welcome To The Supermodel Comfort Zone
I’ve heard that the island St. Barths is a place where you can do whatever feels right and turns you on. In this case, St. Barth’s has been a hotspot of supermodel sizzle within the last couple of days. Just last week, there was a photoshoot each day all featuring a Victoria’s Secret model in teeny-tiny bikinis and lots of cold beach water!
Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayklislamova and Doutzen Kroes each had their turns on the beaches to flaunt their dangerous curves and, to no one’s surprise, they didn’t disappoint! Goddamn it, I need to move there!
Wet & Wild with Irina Shayk
The sizzling hot heat of Sports Illustrated model Irina Shayk was on display on the hot beaches of St. Barths earlier today. The Russian hottie was seen doing a wet and wild swimsuit photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret. Yes, THAT Victoria’s Secret.
Now if only VS could actually HIRE this girl to be part of their crop……
Marisa Miller & The $5 Million Dollar Bra
For the last month or so, Victoria’s Secret has teased the public as to who would be the VS Angel to wear this year’s coveted “Fantasy Bra” (Adriana Lima was last year’s girl) and, wouldn’t you know it? VS chose the obvious model to flaunt their wares: Marisa Miller! And why not, right? She’s got the perfect pair of hooteriffic cannon packers, so why not fill it out!
But let’s be honest, this year’s Fantasy Bra is a huge downgrade in terms of quality. Sure, the bra’s been encrusted with an assload of expensive diamonds, but that don’t make it look any less crappy! EPIC FAIL.
Marisa Miller PWNS Whitney Houston
A couple of nights ago, Whitney Houston performed on “The X-Factor” over in England and wore a shoulderless white gown for her performance. The one thing she probably didn’t count on was that someone ELSE wore that same dress a few months earlier! A-ha!
In fact, it was Victoria’s Secret supermodel Marisa Miller that wore that dress FIRST at the ’09 Espy Awards back in the summer! Whitney Houston, EPIC FAIL.
Bar Refaeli gets Friendly with Blake Lively
Sports Illustrated supermodel Bar Refaeli and “Gossip Girl” star Blake Lively attended an event called the “Angels Ball 2009″ earlier tonight. Yeah, whatever with that! Let’s focus on the fact that some lucky photographer was able to convince Bar and Blake to take a photo together, boob-to-boob! I say BRAVO to the photographer!
Supermodel Time With Alessandra Ambrosio
Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio was seen attending the Los Premios MTV 2009 Awards yesterday in LA. What was she doing there, you ask? I dunno, what do ALL supermodels do at these events anyway?
Miranda Kerr Goes Shopping!
Everyone’s favorite Aussie Victoria’s Secret supermodel, Miranda Kerr, was snapped by the paps as she went shopping (sans Orlando Bloom) at the Strand Arcade in Sydney yesterday. As far as I know, she went to a bunch of stores but didn’t buy a damned thing.
So I did some research and I found out that the Strand Arcade is one of the oldest shopping centers in the country and is located in the heart of Sydney just south of the city of Bangaroo. Yeah, I just wanted to say “Bangaroo”.
Alessandra Ambrosio Heats Up Miami
So Victoria’s Secret is holding a nationwide casting call in four different cities to look for ONE good model to join them for this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Helping them out in the city of Miami was one of their VS Angels, Alessandra Ambrosio!
Alessandra decided that it wasn’t enough that Miami had sweltering 95 degree heat, so she stepped outside one of the VS stores and gave the waiting photogs a glimpse of the Brazilian heat that her ass distributes. I swear, that ass of hers is like molten rock!
Naomi Campbell Is On the Phone!
Little Miss Tantrum (aka Naomi Campbell) was seen today walking through the streets of Paris with a cellphone (WATCH OUT!), a manila folder (DUCK!), and wearing some pretty gawdy gladiator heels (RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!). As of today, nobody got hurt from the telephone call that she made. YET.
