Television
Emmy Rossum Gets Hip For Self Magazine February 2012
Remember when actress Emmy Rossum was considered one of the best up-and-coming ingenue actresses? Remember when she used to do classy projects like “Phantom Of The Opera” and didn’t have to resort to doing cable TV shows where she gets plenty naked and has onscreen sex? Nah, me neither.
The “Shameless” actress appears in the February issue of Self Magazine sporting lots of bright hipster clothing. So let me get this straight – she’ll get all naked for her TV show and then all we get for this edit is this?
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Eva Longoria Disses The Vegans In Health Magazine January/February 2012
I wasn’t sure that Eva’s article was going to say anything that nobody already knew (as if that’s a possibility), but I was wrong. In the January/February 2012 issue of Health Magazine, Eva goes on to diss the Vegans by claiming the she couldn’t handle “going vegan for a week” and went back to eating good ol’ red meat. Hey, nobody can resist a nice meaty Burrito!
Now THAT’S my kinda girl!
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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2011 – REVIEW
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For the last five years, the VS Fashion Show was an annual event that gradually got worse with each passing year. The outfits got more ridiculous, the wings were WAY too much, the runway had way too many dancers, the music was TERRIBLE, and the models were getting lifeless.
Well, for the 2011 VS Fashion Show, I’d like to confirm that Victoria’s Secret finally got it RIGHT. They fixed a lot of the issues that plagued past shows (I’m looking at you, Kylie Bisutti) and kept the show strictly about beautiful women strutting their big asses down a glitter-filled runway.
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Kaylee DeFer Flaunts Her Airtight Body For Self Magazine December 2011
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Just like you, I had no idea who Kaylee DeFer (there’s a capital “F” in her last name) was. Turns out, she plays Blake Lively’s cousin, Charlie, in “Gossip Girl”, which is weird because she looks more like Leighton Meester.
Anyway, the starlet appears in the December issue of Self Magazine showing off her nice little body and how to get it stacked. Check it out!
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Odette Annable Is A Total Bore In “House, MD” Episode 6
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This week’s latest episode of “House, MD” (entitled “Parents”) made very little use of Dr. Adams and made her storyline a complete BORE. For the past three episodes, House has clued in to Dr. Adams past and after much persuading and false statements, she FINALLY revealed the big one: *SPOILER* Dr. Adams has rich parents and was a runaway! GASP!!! Goddamn it, this was NOT the kind of boring-ass twist I expected! So much build up and THIS is what it was? FUCK!!!
On top of that boring-ness, Dr. Adams had very little to do in the episode other than pour a glass of chocolate milk for a patient! But I did try to take a few notes as to some of the preposterous medical terms she had to pawn off like, “Syphilitic vasculitis would explain the TIA and the para-cardial inflammation” and “Is the problem hyper-anemic or synthetic?”
Goddamn it, I just hope next week’s episode doesn’t make Dr. Adams look more boring than what this episode made her out to be.
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Nina Dobrev & “The Vampire Diaries” Get A 2012 Calendar
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Calendar month continues! This time I got my hands on the 2012 calendar for “The Vampire Diaries” and I was a tad bit disappointed that there is only ONE version out there (unlike “Breaking Dawn”, which has two versions). Most of the pictures in the calendar are all reprinted stuff of Nina, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley, so there’s nothing new really. On top of that, I didn’t feel like scanning the bottom half of the calendar (with the 30-day chart), so this is all you’ll get!
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Odette Annable Gets Flirty With Dr. Chase In “House, MD” Episode 5
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Now that Chase and Taub are back on House’s team, it gives Odette a reason to get all semi-flirty. Unlike the last couple of episodes, last night’s episode (entitled “The Confession”) featured Odette dressed down and no tight clothing (except for the push-up bra, of course). To my amusement, Dr. Adams and Dr. Chase do get a bit catty with each other in a couple of scenes and I can already feel the sexual tension between them (hell, House saw it outright immediately). Speaking of “catty”, Dr. Adams even got to reveal a bit of her bitchy side to one of the female patients (which I wanted to see between her and Thirteen). I want to see her get even bitchier!
My favorite Odette lines of the episode: “Not a pheochromocytoma!” (Trust me, it took me awhile to figure out what the Hell she said) and her bitchy line of “Is another one hooking up with 38-year old married men?” Ooh, what a cold bitch!
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Odette Annable Sexes It Up Even More For “House, MD” Episode 4
I swear to God, Odette was sporting some pokie nips in last night’s episode of “House” (episode entitled, “Risky Business”)! Since Dr. Adams (her character) still isn’t an official member of House’s team yet, she still gets to walk around in high heels with curled hair and wearing nice tight clothing while spouting even more ridiculous lines like, “Yes, I’m angry! Now, let’s run the test for Normal Pressure Hydrocephalus!“. Oh, and let’s not forget about the push-up bra and blatant pokies (see screencap above).
And before you ask, YES, it was distracting. But not like I’m complaining.
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Olivia Wilde Returns to “House”, No Catfight With Odette Annable For Episode 3
Olivia Wilde and Odette Annable made their return on last night’s episode of “House, MD” (entitled “Charity Case”) co-starring Wentworth Miller. Unfortunately for us, Olivia and Odette only had ONE scene together (see screencap above) because most of the episode focused on Odette’s dysfunctional relationship with Charlene Yi, which SUCKS cuz I wanted Olivia and Odette in a throwdown!
But Odette’s character did clean up nicely and spent most of the episode looking pretty in designer clothes (as opposed to scrubs), all while Olivia (aka Thirteen) pretty much just stood around trying to outfox Odette. Oh well, but at least Olivia makes out with a chick at the end of the episode.
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Christina Hendricks Prefers A Cool Glass Of Scotch
I didn’t know this but, apparently, “Mad Men” actress Christina Hendricks was tapped by the folks at Johnny Walker to rep their brand of Scotch! A hot girl drinking the hard liquor? That’s my kinda gal! Christina appears in a 2-page cameo for Men’s Health Magazine (uh-huh, the same one that has Odette Annable a few posts down) in an article that discusses about various cocktails and other liquors. It’s almost too perfect a fantasy.
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Odette Annable Busts Out For Men’s Health Magazine November 2011
It’s about goddamned time! I was wondering how long would it take before “House, M.D.” starlet Odette Annable would stop being so selfish and finally flaunt something worth looking at! And by “flaunt something”, I mean BOOBS. Although she didn’t score the November cover of Men’s Health (it went to Superman actor Henry Cavill), she does have a nice and sexy little 8-page editorial wearing various naughty outfits – yes, that includes a doctor’s outfit – AND…..she finally flashes some cleavage.
Now if only Odette and Olivia Wilde can just beat the shit out of each other in a pink panty pillow fight on the show, that’d make this fantasy complete. Anyway, click on the link below to view the rest of the pics!
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Heather Morris Gets Funky For Seventeen Magazine November 2011
Heather Morris scores her SECOND cover in two months! Last month, it was for Fitness Magazine and now she’s on the November cover for Seventeen Magazine showing off her funky dance moves. They must REALLY love her!
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Amber Heard Is Sexy In A Business Suit For LA Times Magazine
It’s sad that “The Playboy Club” got the axe. Not because it wasn’t a bad show (which it kinda-sorta was) but because Amber was in it! Amber as a Playboy Bunny! Christ, try convincing Megan Fox to dress up as a Bunny and let’s see if she’ll even consider it! She won’t and you know why? Because Amber Heard rules!
Anyway, Amber hasn’t been on very many covers domestically (she lost out on the November Vanity Fair cover to her “The Rum Diary” co-star Johnny Depp) but this time, she scores the October cover of LA Times Magazine and you know what she’s wearing? That’s right, she’s wearing nothing but business suits and exposing lots of tasty cleavage (something that was NOT seen in “The Playboy Club”). Check it out!
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Anna Kournikova Gets Ripped For Women’s Health Magazine November 2011
Anna Kournikova looking ripped and shredded? YES. The new “Biggest Loser” lifecoach is on the November 2011 cover of Women’s Health and showing off that hard tennis body and showing off her hot exercise moves. Check it out!
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Odette Yustman Gets Sexy Serious For “House” Season 8 Episode 1
Odette Annable (formerly Yustman) made her debut appearance in the Season 8 opener of last night’s “House, MD” (entitled “Twenty Vicodin”) and let me tell ya, she’s no Olivia Wilde. NO WAY IN HELL. But she did look pretty hot wearing purple scrubs while spouting off impossible lines like, “I’m gonna start him off on Zephtriaxium” and “There’s no point in searching for a bodily rash since lupus doesn’t usually present that way” all while giving a bunch of, “Wait, how did you know that?” types of facial reactions to Hugh Laurie for almost every scene (as seen in the screencaps below). It’s not so unbelievable, but it is distracting.
If you didn’t keep track from the episode, it’s obvious that Odette will join House’s medical team from here. I’m just keeping my fingers crossed that she and Olivia Wilde get into some Hellish epic batty-catty bitch-fighting over a bottle of Aspirin in future episodes. That would be one awesome show!
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Amber Heard Gets Kinky With Herself in Versus Magazine Fall 2011
“The Playboy Club” starlet Amber Heard has gone SO far out of her way to appear in a bunch of magazines that most people have never heard of or seen. This time she scores the cover of a UK publication called “Vs.” (or Versus). Seriously, her TV show is only being shown in America yet she does all these goddamned editorials for these foreign magazines that will probably never see this show except on DVD!
Anyway, Amber’s edit features herself getting kinky with herself. There’s hints of bondage, S&M, auto-erotic asphyxiation, and a few shots of her ass. And let me tell ya, if Amber had only shown this much skin on the show than in her edits, then maybe the show wouldn’t be as boring as it is now (trust me, “The Playboy Club” is immensely boring).
The magazine has been out for some time but I decided to do full HQ scans of this MASSIVE 20-page editorial which features pages that are 14×11 in size. And since Amber’s official website only provides teeny-tiny microcosm pics, I’m doing everyone else the favor of undertaking this job.
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Covers For Health Magazine October 2011
Sarah has been out of the limelight for quite a while but is making a return to television with her new show, “Ringer” on the CW channel. And to cap off her return, SMG scored the October cover of Health Magazine…..which I didn’t even know existed until yesterday night.
Anyway, the SMG article/interview talks about her current lifestyle of playing the duel role of actress/mother/wife as well as her hatred of looking at herself in the mirror and her innate love for sushi. Yup, that’s healthy, alright!
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Heather Morris Gets Fit for Fitness Magazine
I’ll be honest and admit that I’m not really a big fan of Heather Morris’ character on the TV show “Glee”. I’m more of a Quinn kinda guy, y’know? But that doesn’t mean I don’t dig Heather’s dancing skills. On top of her dance moves, she’s got herself a nice and airtight killer body to go along with it. Heather is the covergirl for the October 2011 issue of Fitness where she gives out her favorite workout routines and discusses about how she removed her breast implants.
Wait, WHHAAAAATTT????
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Victoria’s Secret Angels Put In Some Work For “Fox & Friends”
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I seriously do not understand why Victoria’s Secret finds it appropriate to promote their Angels and products on a Politics/News show like “Fox & Friends” on a daily basis. Really, I don’t! Anytime VS has something to hawk, F&F is always their one-stop shop and it puzzles me how they think lingerie mixes with Politics.
Anyway, VS decided to toss Erin Heatherton and Lily Aldridge towards my TV screen this morning (in promotion for Fashion’s Night Out) and the F&F producers thought it’d be funny (as did I) to make those girls actually DO something rather than just stand around in their tight dresses and pouting and blowing kisses at everyone (something I’m all too familiar with, SIGH). What did they make them do, you ask? Here, take a look.
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Minka Kelly Sexes It Up for Cosmo October 2011
Yup, another month, another Cosmo cover filled with Photoshopped badness! For the October 2011 Cosmo cover, “Charlie’s Angels” starlet Minka Kelly gets the Photoshopped cleavage treatment (even though she doesn’t need it) just like last month’s Dianna Agron cover. Jesus, what is it with Cosmo and their obsession with modified titties???
Anyway, the article claims that Minka reveals some sort of dark secret, but I didn’t read it so I could care less. BUT….it is quite funny to see that this article was written BEFORE Minka’s public break-up with Derek Jeter, hence his name gets brought up a few times.
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