Television
Victoria’s Secret Angels Put In Some Work For “Fox & Friends”
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I seriously do not understand why Victoria’s Secret finds it appropriate to promote their Angels and products on a Politics/News show like “Fox & Friends” on a daily basis. Really, I don’t! Anytime VS has something to hawk, F&F is always their one-stop shop and it puzzles me how they think lingerie mixes with Politics.
Anyway, VS decided to toss Erin Heatherton and Lily Aldridge towards my TV screen this morning (in promotion for Fashion’s Night Out) and the F&F producers thought it’d be funny (as did I) to make those girls actually DO something rather than just stand around in their tight dresses and pouting and blowing kisses at everyone (something I’m all too familiar with, SIGH). What did they make them do, you ask? Here, take a look.
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Minka Kelly Sexes It Up for Cosmo October 2011
Yup, another month, another Cosmo cover filled with Photoshopped badness! For the October 2011 Cosmo cover, “Charlie’s Angels” starlet Minka Kelly gets the Photoshopped cleavage treatment (even though she doesn’t need it) just like last month’s Dianna Agron cover. Jesus, what is it with Cosmo and their obsession with modified titties???
Anyway, the article claims that Minka reveals some sort of dark secret, but I didn’t read it so I could care less. BUT….it is quite funny to see that this article was written BEFORE Minka’s public break-up with Derek Jeter, hence his name gets brought up a few times.
CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!
Christina Ricci Covers for Nylon Magazine September 2011
Christina Ricci is a name you don’t hear very often anymore. (Well, not to my knowledge.) And now she’s back in the mainstream doing a new 60′s-themed TV show called “Pan-Am”, which is pretty much just “Mad Men” in the skies. And to promote it, Christina is on the September 2011 cover of Nylon Magazine where she talks about “Pan-Am’ and her disgusting acne problem.
Hey, nothing says the 60′s like bad zits, right?
CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!
Nina Dobrev Goes Grunge For Nylon Magazine September 2011
“The Vampire Diaries” starlet, Nina Dobrev is featured in the September 2011 issue of Nylon Magazine wearing what is supposedly new “Grunge” threads.
Earth to Nylon: NONE of this shit is Grunge! As someone that had to grow up during the whole early-90′s Grunge movement, I know what the kiddies wore during that phase and this isn’t it! Not even by accident!
CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!
Amber Heard Covers Angeleno Magazine September 2011
Angeleno Magazine is one of those coastal publications that can only be found in, where else, Los Angeles! Which is why it is awesome that “The Playboy Club” seductress Amber Heard is their cover girl because it means only WE can buy the issue in LA and nowhere else. She belongs to US, bitches!
Anyway, I took it upon myself to scan these oversized pages (we’re talking 11×17 in length here) and post them here for our ogling viewing pleasure.
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Dianna Agron Covers for Cosmo September 2011
Dianna Agron, who is the least unattractive girl in the entire GLEE cast, is featured on the September 2011 cover of Cosmo. And guess what? She’s become another victim of the “Cosmo Photoshopped Cleavage Club”. Just like previous covers with Olivia Wilde and Hayley Williams, Dianna’s boobs get overtly exaggerated and propped so high, it’s as if she’s wearing the tightest bra. Why does Cosmo always do this???
On top of that, they give Dianna two extra covers and THOSE are just as overtly Photoshopped!
CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!
Amber Heard Covers Nylon For Guys
“The Playboy Club” starlet Amber Heard doesn’t appear on enough magazine covers. Instead, we get bombarded month-after-month with old goddamned celebs like Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Aniston and Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow. What kind of fucked up scandalous world do we live in where the up-and-coming young and hot girls get overshadowed by those geriatric geezers??? Amber has done numerous photoshoots for magazines yet about 95% of her photos never make the cover! For god’s sake, an old hag like Cobi Smulders got her own Maxim cover, yet Amber got NOTHING. BLASPHEMY!
Anyway, as usual, Amber is NOT on the cover of the September 2011 issue of Nylon For Guys but she does have a four-page edit with two sexy photos for your visual pleasure. Check it out below!
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Click on the pics to view the bigger version!
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I do realize that Amber’s official website posted these pics already, but her people can’t scan worth a shit, so feast on these HQ scans instead!
Christina Hendricks Gets Colorful for Glamour Magazine
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Oh look, ANOTHER redhead! Everyone’s favorite curvaceous “Mad Men” star (no, not Jon Hamm, unfortunately) Christina Hendricks appears in the September issue of Glamour. In the issue, she flaunts different colors and shows how to “work them”. Plus she reveals SIX different things about herself including the ever-so-popular “I was bullied in school” fact that seems to be the popular claim with all the beautiful celebs nowadays.
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CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE FULL EDITORIAL!
Marisa Miller – Professional Paddle Boarder!
Well, now that supermodel Marisa Miller ain’t working for Victoria’s Secret nor is she a Sports Illustrated model nor is she a Harley Davidson spokesperson nor is she a Captain Morgan’s Rum wench….what the Hell is she doing nowadays? Turns out that the blonde-mopped supermodel has been hard-at-work designing her own line of paddle boards (basically, a surfboard that you stand on and paddle with an oar).
She made another rare appearance on the Conan O’Brien show last night (minus the gratuitous cleavage-heaving red dress from her last appearance) to help promote the sporting line. While the interview consisted of Conan doing his “you’re-so-hot” jive talk, it was the last half of the interview that was a bit of a trip.
Check it out, she can walk on water in high heels!
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Man, I sure do miss Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. She was so hot in Transformers 3…..WHAT, HUH??? What was I talking about? Oh yeah, Marisa Miller. Whatever.
New Beavis & Butt-Head Footage Unveiled @ SDCC 2011
The newswire had gone cold for the past couple of months regarding new episodes for the revamped version of “Beavis & Butt-Head”, but not no more! Series creator Mike Judge finally unveiled brand new B&B footage to the San Diego Comic-Con last night and, let me tell ya, I was not disappointed one bit.
The new footage features the classic duo in classic form (no new changes were made to the animation style) and a special appearance by the one and only Cornholio. And, as usual, B&B skew pop culture by watching music videos in between segments – but for the SDCC preview, B&B skew the cast of “Jersey Shore” (“This is like a family tree if your family was made of whores” says Butt-Head) making it ALL the better!
Watch the full 4-minute clip below!
Get More: Beavis and Butt-Head, MTV Shows
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After watching this clip, Beavis and Butt-Head are back and ready to rule MTV once more! Mike Judge keeps the same aesthetic to the animation, making it look like a continuation of where B&B left off in 1997, and if that turns you off, then you were NEVER a fan to begin with! I eagerly await for October when the new episodes start rolling out…..BUNGHOLE!!!
Best & Worst Moments of the Guy’s Choice Awards 2011
Okay, you’ve probably seen the MTV Movie Awards airing ad nauseum on MTV, but did you watch all two hours of the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards last night? No? Oh, then you didn’t miss a thing. Other than a bunch of unbleeped cuss words, the show was just a giant “We love our Troops” orgy-fest. Not that it’s a bad thing, but when you got hot chicks in the crowd, the camera should focus more on THEM.
Whatever, let’s just discuss my Best and Worst Moments from this show, shall we?
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BEST MOMENTS
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–SEAN PENN DOES SPICOLI!
Robert DeNiro handed out a Mantler to the cast of “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” and much to everyone’s surprise, Sean Penn was actually there to accept the award AND….ended his speech with a total Spicoli moment!
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–ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY’S AWKWARD KISS
The Transformers hottie won for the “Our New Girlfriend” award and as the camera cut to her reaction, Rosie was leaning in towards Erin Heatherton (her Victoria’s Secret co-worker) to give her a peck on the cheek, but it seemed Erin was going for a full-on liplock in which Rosie quickly just stood up, making Erin “miss” the kiss. I don’t get it, but it was almost hot!
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–MINKA KELLY’S BOOBS
The only good thing worth looking at when it comes to her.
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–TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG
It’s Triump, what do you expect?!?
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WORST MOMENTS
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–JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S GOD-AWFUL PREACHER MONOLOGUE
Justin Timberlake’s 2-minute “Can I get a Hell yeah, my brothas!” preacher monologue was just so painful to watch. In fact, he sounded more like a frat boy trying to give a speech to his drunk frat brothers at a late-night kegger. Had this speech been given to Samuel L. Jackson, it might’ve been more effective. And funnier. Screw you, Timberlake!
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–CAMERON DIAZ
Why? Just……WHY?!?
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–TWO WORD: JENNIFER. ANISTON.
I’m so sick and tired of this woman. Jen won the award for “Decade of Hotness” (which I humbly disagree for her to win). And to cap off her win, she thanked everyone for making her the most overrated actress on Earth. Hey, if anybody deserves this award more than Jen, it’s mutherfuckin’ Angelina Jolie!
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–JIM CARREY’S INCESTUAL ANAL RAPE STORY
Ah, there’s nothing funnier than to make jokes about anal rape. And Jim totally killed it for himself and everyone else. Sorry, Jim, not funny.
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–BRETT FAVRE’S PENIS INTERVIEW
Why the Hell are we still talking about Brett Favre? Is anyone aware that nobody gives a shit anymore? FUCK!
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–DOUBLE-STICK TAPE
Rosie was the only woman in the entire show that had the lowest-cut dress with cleavage staring you in the face. Unfortunately, Rosie wore double-stick tape which meant NO goddamned nipslips! BOOOOO!!!!
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And there you have it! Two hours of your life you’ll NEVER get back. Like me!
Eliza Dushku Busts Out!
It’s about goddamned time this girl showed those cans! And I don’t mean in that stupid-ass G-rated “Dollhouse” way, I’m talking a full on motorboat! The paps snapped Eliza on the set of the TV show “White Collar” where she was heaving the cleavage like a pro.
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Let’s just hope she finally decides to put those goddamned breastesses to good use in more ways than just this.
Best & Worst Moments of the MTV Movie Awards 2011
Did you watch all two hours of the MTV Movie Awards tonight? No? Well, good for you! This show has NEVER changed it’s format in the 20+ years that its aired and guess what? It’s still the same ol’ bullshit!
Whatever, let’s just talk about the best and worst moments of the show!
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BEST MOMENTS
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This year’s show featured a lot of funny moments. Some were scripted and some were totally spontaneous but I liked it. Scope out my Best Moments from the show below.
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Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis Cop A Feel
The Foo Fighters Rock The House
The “Teen Wolf” cast gets Cut-off during the commercials
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Nuff said!
Robert Pattinson Makes an inappropriate Pregnancy joke towards Bryce Dallas Howard (“I ripped out your head and now you’re pregnant!”)
Emma Stone sings about Golden Showers!
Steve-O says “I Want Him Inside Me!” on the air!
Emma Watson’s Big Ass
Reese Witherspoon makes a Total Blake Lively “nude cameraphone pics” diss!
Alexys Nycole Sanchez wins the “Best Line” award
Kristen Stewart Disses Natalie Portman!
Katie Cassidy Unveils an amazingly FAKE piece of heaving cleavage
Gary Busey Ends the Show!
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WORST MOMENTS
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Believe it or not, there really weren’t that many bad moments. But the ones that were bad REALLY stunk up the place like a giant turd. Scope out my picks for the Worst moments below!
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Steve Carrell’s (really tiring) “Deer In The Headlights” Schtick
Aziz Ansari’s Totally Unfunny Jaden Smith Joke
Blake Lively Stays Fully Clothed (BOOOOOOOO!!!!!)
Tyrese and Jason’s Super Boring “Fast Five” texting vignette
Cameron Diaz and Jason Segal bore the Shit out of everyone with their “Butt-Dialing” skit
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Another thing I noticed was that Brooklyn Decker attended the show, but did absolutely NOTHING. She didn’t present nor did she win anything! WTF?!? Anyway, it was a “Twilight” evening, so they practically won every award. WHATEVER.
Demi Lovato Is Happy (And Hefty)
Demi Lovato is taking her eating disorder treatment very seriously……
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…..Sorry, I couldn’t say that with a straight face. Wow, this girl really let herself go! She’s gotten chunkier from the last time I saw her and it’s gotta be from all those Twinkies and Ho-Ho’s that they force her to eat all day. I’m not saying she’s fat, but GOD-DAMN!
Heather Morris Rips Off Megan Fox!
Heather Morris (AKA the blondie cheerleader from “Glee”) is ripping off Megan Fox’s look! And by that, I mean she’s wearing the same outfit Megan wore a few years ago! WTF!!?
Click on each pic to view them separately!
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Heather is currently featured in the May 2011 issue of Esquire posing for the “50 Songs Every man Should Be Listening To” article (which was modeled last year by Candice Swanepoel). Megan definitely rocked the black mesh outfit harder than Heather.
And I meant that in a biased, boner-based way.
The Psycho Mike Update – FINAL
Well, it’s been predicted since Day 1 when the DWTS Season 12 cast announcement was made and it was no surprise that “Loveline Loverboy” Psycho Mike Catherwood was the first one to get the boot.
And to crown his achievement (or lack thereof), Mike and his partner Lacey Schwimmer have been making the media rounds for the past 2 days and even appearing on the Wendy Williams Show, ironically.
It wasn’t meant to last and Mike knew it from the beginning, but if you didn’t see it, Mike did one of the most memorable and raciest “last dance” that I’m sure made ABC cringe.
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At least he got to stick it in ABC’s face considering they desperately wanted to kick him out because they knew Mike would get too filthy if he stayed on longer.
Amber Heard Sexes It Up For Playboy
**We’ve been having technical difficulties for the past week, but we should be back up & running! Sorry for the delay, boys and girls!
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It was only a matter of time before pics would get leaked of everyone’s favorite lipstick lesbian, Amber Heard in her Playboy bunny outfit and it’s out! Wonder Woman, eat your fake-ass bustier out! Now THAT is how you push up those breastesses!
In case you forgot or didn’t hear, Amber got hired as the main lead for the new NBC 60′s TV drama “The Playboy Club” based on the infamous Playboy Clubs. And in case you also didn’t hear about it, news was leaked that Amber and a few other of her co-stars had to sign a non-disclosure Nudity clause agreement!
Does that mean we’ll see Amber and her bangin’ bod in the buff? Well, not on primetime TV, but most likely for DVD/Blu-Ray. And as long as the nudity consists of girl-on-girl action, BRING IT!
The Psycho Mike Update PART 3
The 12th season of Dancing With The Stars got underway last night and the Loveline Loverboy, Mike Catherwood, finally strutted the Fox Trot onto the dance floor with partner Lacey Schwimmer. Check out the screencaps below.
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Unfortunately for Mike, his Fox Trot was a bit on the awkward side with a bit of questionable moves in between. Even with yawn-worthy dances from Petra Nemcova and Chris Jericho, Mike was just not flowing with the music nor with his partner which resulted in poor scores. All three judges awarded him a score of 5, 4, and 4 for a total of 13 out of 30 which puts Mike DEAD LAST on the scoreboard.
Does this mean we’ll see the last of Mike this season on Tuesday’s Vote-Off show? I hate to say it, but more than likely, YES. If Mike does survive the first week, then I’ll be quite surprised. And if he does make it through Week 2, then I know he’s got something going but, until that happens, it’s a no-brainer. Sorry Mike!
Wonder Woman Gets Suited Up for TV
Hey, I didn’t know Halloween was already here! The folks at Entertainment Weekly got their paws on an exclusive shot of Adrianna Palicki donning the new Wonder Woman outfit and so far…..NOT WINNING. Seriously….blue tights???
Let’s not forget that Wonder Woman is supposed to be tough, built like an Amazon, and can kick your ass the same way she kicked Superman’s ass. This photo exudes NONE of those characteristics! If this is just a test shot, then it’s understandable but if it’s not, then let’s just hope Adrianne doesn’t rip those tacky tights with her fat ass and funky FUPA.
Charlie’s Angels Are Back In Business
The reboot is underway! The new ladies from the “Charlie’s Angels” reboot (Rachael Taylor, Minka Kelly, Annie Ilzoneh) were spotted in Miami earlier today filming scenes for the show.
Aside from the fact that the show is produced by Drew Barrymore (which can only guarantee that it’ll be teen-friendly), I just hope these girls can get down and dirty and gritty with the action scenes. If this show has boobs and butts and bloody body parts flying, I’m in!
