Victoria Justice Glows For Self Magazine July 2012


Why isn’t Victoria Justice on more magazine covers? That’s my only question: WHY?!? As of late, we’ve been bombarded with crappy covergirls like Khloe Kardashian, Pink, Demi Lovato, Julianne Hough, Kate Moss, and Maria Menounos yet nobody takes notice of this brunette hottie! Instead, Vicki gets shoved in Self Magazine all the way to the very BACK of the issue where nobody except ME noticed her. This is so goddamned STUPID! This girl deserves more attention than that Ho-Ho-Twinkie-eating fattie Demi Lovato!

Anyway, the VicTORIous starlet makes a four-page appearance in the latest issue of Self Magazine (with Fergie on the cover) where she reveals some make-up tips and her favorite music playlist (she likes The Darkness, who knew!).

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Kate Beckinsale Bares Some Hot Abs for Women’s Health July/August 2012


The fact that Kate is a lazy bum that doesn’t work out and chainsmokes yet still looks like million bucks really bothers me. Really, it does. Anyway, the hot Brit appears in the newest issue of Women’s Health to promote her newest reboot flick, “Total Recall” (where she takes on the femme fatale role originally played by Sharon Stone).

Shit, and I thought she would be the alien with the three boobs.

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“The Avengers” Spoiler Reference Guide *UPDATED*


Now that “The Avengers” has blasted it’s way into theaters (and made more money than everyone else), it’s time I make a guide that points out most of the in-movie references as well as plot points that may show up in the sequels for Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor.

Ready for a spoiler-filled journey? Click below if you dare (but remember, it’s on you if I spoiled it)!

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[UPDATE 05/06/12: I went to a second screening of "Avengers" and now I have more concise and clearer details of certain events and plotpoints that I missed the first time!]

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Sara Jean Underwood Gets Hot & Sweaty For Men’s Fitness Magazine June 2012


Maxim Magazine is dead to me. DEAD! I will have NO MORE of their lies! After so many years of shitty covergirl choices (90% of their choices are horrible), I’ve gone cold turkey from Maxim’s bullshit and have moved on to my new haven for hot ladies: health and fitness magazines for men! Turns out that some of the more hotter women in showbiz are doing sexier spreads for mags like Men’s Health and Men’s Fitness and it was right under our noses!

In this case, former PMOY and Attack Of The Show hostess Sara Underwood gives a hot and sweaty editorial for the June issue of Men’s Fitness where she talks about being “too hot and unapproachable” for other guys in the gym. [Oh, she is such a lying bitch!]

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Victoria Justice Goes Retro For Nylon Magazine May 2012


It’s unfortunate that Victoria Justice wasn’t given the cover for the May 2012 issue of Nylon (the cover went to a trio of other actresses I could care less about) because she’s a super beautiful girl that reminds of my all-time favorite soap actress Vanessa Marcil.

Anyway, VJ is in a 6-page article for the May issue of Nylon where she dresses up in 1920′s-type clothing (hey, at least it ain’t like the bullshit “cowboy” clothes that Nina Dobrev wore in the February issue). Check it out!

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Dakota Fanning Shows Her Mature Side For California Style Magazine May 2012


Back when Dakota was on the cover of Cosmo a few months earlier, everyone bitched that she was”too sexy” because she was still 17 years old. Well, fast-forward to April 2012 and now that Dakota’s finally reached the ripe young adult of 18 years, we can FINALLY say that she’s too sexy without incurring the wrath of these goddamned Liberals!

Dakota appears on the May issue of C-Style Magazine talking about some movie she did that doesn’t even come out until the Fall. Yeah, I don’t get it but at least her photos are nice (she even resembles Drew Barrymore in one of the pics)! Take a gander, it’s legal now.

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Emily Van Camp Heats It Up For Cosmopolitan USA May 2012


You wanna know something that is really FUCKED UP? The editors of Cosmo had two choices for the covergirl of the May issue: “Revenge” bad girl, Emily Van Camp or Reality-starlet-sister-to-a-whore Khloe Kardashian. And who did they choose? That’s right, the Yeti! In case you aren’t aware of it, Emily is on the hottest show on TV but, instead, got screwed over for Chewbacca. Once again, it’s an EPIC FUCKIN’ FAIL, COSMO!

Anyway, Emily makes an 8-page appearance in the May issue of Cosmo showing some sizzling skin (as well as some horrific Photoshopped cleavage). Scope out the goods!

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Sofia Vergara Gets Colorful For InStyle USA April 2012


Sofia scores the cover for the April issue of InStyle and there are various parts of her interview that are quite funny. My particular favorite quote of hers from the article: “I always hated Math. The moment I run out of fingers, I can’t count anymore“. [Editors Note: That makes two of us, Sofia.]

Check it out!

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Kristen Bell Covers For Women’s Health April 2012


Kristen scores the dual-sided cover for the April 2012 issue of Women’s Health where she discusses about the 40 things important in her life. My only complaint is why the photographer felt the need to have a sunburst in all of the photos to the point where you can barely see Kristen’s face. It’s fuckin’ distracting!!!

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Megan Fox Is Naughty & Nice For Cosmo USA April 2012


The big question the issue asks is if Megan Fox is “Naughty or Nice”? My answer? NEITHER. She’s a LAZY BUM! And, as usual, Cosmo Photoshopped her head to look smaller.

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Jennifer Lawrence Is Rack-A-Licious For Glamour Magazine April 2012


Jennifer Lawrence. The Hunger Games. Big ol’ boobies. That pretty much explains this entire issue. Did I mention the boobies?

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Megan Fox Returns To The Spotlight In Angeleno Magazine March 2012


I really don’t understand how two separate magazines in separate coasts could end up using the SAME Megan Fox photoshoot in the SAME month! Megan scores the cover for the March issue of Angeleno but ALSO scored the cover of Miami Magazine. Both issues use the same photos and I’m sure both issues feature the same boring-ass articles.

Whatever, just click and download this shit, will ya!

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Gets Rebellious For Bullett Magazine Spring 2012


I haven’t seen an episode of Sarah’s new TV show “Ringer”, but it seems to be getting good ratings if not for the fact that it hasn’t been canceled. Then again, “Gossip Girl” is still on the air, so why not, right? Anyway, SMG makes a 6-page appearance in the Issue #6 of Bullett Magazine (with Daniel Radcliffe on the cover) doing her best impression of Patricia Arquette from “True Romance” and talking about her personal life.

Check it out!

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Lily Collins Covers For Nylon Magazine March 2012


For a sec, I had to pause and take a second look at the cover of this issue because I thought Nina Dobrev scored another cover for Nylon, but it turns it’s just “Mirror, Mirror” starlet Lily Collins. Eh, coulda been anyone’s mistake.

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 Models Revealed!


It was only inevitable that by some absolute miracle of titty-fantastic favoritism that Kate Upton would score the cover of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover on her sophomore year (beating other veteran models like Anne Vyalitsyna and Jessica Gomes).

With the help of a TON of super-duper Photoshopping, the SI team was able to make Kate look less chubby and her titties much smaller. Yeah, I don’t get it, either.

Other than Kate, 17 other supermodels appear in the issue to flaunt their wares (including one returning model). Click on the link below to see the full model list plus preview photos.

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Nina Dobrev Gets Racy For Entertainment Weekly


I think I’m the only guy that can honestly say that Nina’s cover for the February issue of Nylon Magazine was absolutely dreadful. At least Entertainment Weekly had the right idea to forego the “hipster cowgirl” look and just let Nina wear next to nothing for their latest issue (on newsstands now) alongside her “Vampire Diaries” costars Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley. But to be honest, Nina ain’t got nothing on Ian Somerhalder. Now THAT is one hunk o’ man right there. And I say that as a straight man.

Check out the other two covers and additional scans below!

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Kate Upton Gets Naughty & (Semi) Naked For Esquire USA March 2012


The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue isn’t out for the next couple of days, but to those of you anticipating that Kate Upton might NOT get the cover over Anne Vyalitsyna, Fear not! Even if she doesn’t score the cover, she still gets to steal the cover away from “Mad Men” star Jon Hamm on the March issue of Esquire.

The issue features a fold-out of image of Jon Hamm that (when pulled open) reveals Kate Upton as the actual covergirl! Check it out.

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Jennifer Aniston Scores Another Cover of Instyle USA March 2012


Yup, another month, another dose of Aniston. This time Aniston is on the March cover of Instyle USA where she answers “important reader questions” (AKA the non-offensive pre-selected unjuicy crap). Whatever.

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Amanda Seyfried Shows Her Sexy Side For Glamour USA March 2012


Amanda needs to do more sexy photoshoots. Enough of the artsy crap, it’s time for some skin! For the March issue of Glamour, Amanda does shed a teeny-bit of clothing and exposes some flesh for the cameras and lets loose with her sexiness. About damned time!

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Selena Gomez Gets Severely Photoshopped For Cosmopolitan March 2012


Here we go again. Last month’s Cosmo issue with Dakota Fanning got into a bit of controversy about her looking “too sexy”. For the March cover, Cosmo does Selena Gomez a big disservice by Photoshopping both her head AND boobs to a larger size. The boobs I don’t mind, but her noggin is WAY larger than the rest of her body!

Sigh, when will it ever END?

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