Scarlett Johansson Is (Almost) Officially Single
Yes, MORE good news! Word down the TMZ pipeline (who else, right?) is that Scarlett is ready to jet and flank a divorce suit on hubby Ryan Reynolds AKA People’s Sexiest Man of the Year. Alright! Does this mean she’ll start doing topless scenes in her flicks now?
“Pirates Of the Caribbean 4″ Trailer Unveiled
Jack Sparrow, er….excuse me, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow has returned for a fourth “Pirates” movie and the Walt Disney Studios just unleashed the brand new trailer for it on their Youtube page. It’s a pretty lengthy but awesome trailer, so grab some popcorn and watch it below!
Lindsay Ellingson Heats it Up for Victoria’s Secret
It’s a bit disappointing to me that Victoria’s Secret Angel, Lindsay Ellingson, isn’t featured in lingerie photos as prominently as her fellow Angels like Erin Heatherton or Candice Swanepoel.
I really hate to say it but, YES, I do realize that Lindsay’s not exactly stacked in the boobie department, but you can’t ignore her other features! She’s got the smile, she’s got the puppy-dog eyes, she’s definitely got the hot ass, and she’s the typical Girl Next Door! C’mon, that’s the One-Two punch right there!
Here, take a gander at the newest lingerie pics of Lindsay working the smolder in her eyes.
C’mon, Victoria’s Secret, show us more of this girl! More Lindsay, less Lily Aldridge! Now you’re probably thinking, “Whatever, she’s too skinny and she looks like an airhead”. Bitch, SHUT UP.
[Photo credit: Alessandra's Beijos]
Ja Rule Goes To Prison
Oh, NOW I remember! The funny thing is that I don’t remember a single thing that Ja Rule’s done since 2001. Except maybe go to jail for two years for weapons possession. Dumbass Rapper.
Zac Efron Is Officially Single
Ah, such good news! E! Online has reported that the beautifully beautiful pretty boy Zac Efron has parted ways with that bitch Vanessa Hudgens! Best news I’ve heard in a long while!
Oprah Winfrey & The Aussie Bar-B-Q
Everyone knows that Oprah is an ambassador for weight loss. She and Tyra Banks are always about gaining 500 pounds and then losing it all on some trendy crash diet. And that’s why I find this photo quite funny and ironic of Oprah at some friend’s house (probably Russell Crowe’s) in Sydney munching on koala bear barbecue. Mmmm, now I be hungry for marsupials.
Vin Diesel Battles The Rock in “Fast Five”
My love for the “Fast & The Furious” movies has been hot and cold. The first movie was awesome (when there wasn’t any drama scenes), the second and third movies were yawnfests, and the fourth flick was just okay.
But now, the folks at USA Today got a hold of the first official movie still for the fifth F&F flick and it shows a ‘roided-out Dwayne Johnson getting all moody at Vin Diesel. Awww, was it because Vin outraced him? Who knows!
The movie is set to open on April 29th, 2011 and continues where the fourth movie left off. Also, according to Vin Diesel himself (via Facebook), Universal Pictures will premiere the trailer for the flick tomorrow and we will be posting it here as well, so keep it locked and loaded!
Miley Cyrus & The Bong Misadventures
If you haven’t heard by now, some money-grubbing douchebag submitted a video to TMZ of Miley Cyrus smoking Salvia from a bong and……..ZZZZZzzzzz……zzzzz……..
….zzzzzz……HUH? WHAT? What was I saying? Oh, sorry……you’ll have to excuse me, this story was just too unbelievably boring.
“Tron: Legacy” Premiere in Hollywood
Disney held the U.S. world premiere of “Tron: Legacy” at the El Capitan Theater last night in Hollywood (just near my house) and all the big stars of the flick were out in full force. Olivia Wilde (wearing a racy-yet-questionable gold Pucci dress), Jeff Bridges, Garrett Hedlund, Bruce Boxleitner, and even the guys from Daft Punk were in attendance at the Blue Carpet.
I’ve been hearing a lot of good bit and pieces of advanced reviews for the flick although it’s inevitable that the critics may not feel the same way, but its got my movie dollars so there better be some good goddamned close-ups of Olivia’s cleavage in 3D!
Oh, and speaking of cleavage, let’s take a good close look at what Olivia was flaunting at the premiere, shall we?
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I know there are a lot of Olivia Wilde haters out there (trust me, they exist) and you know what? YOU LOSE.
New “Thor” Trailer Unveiled
The new trailer for “Thor” starring Chris Hemsworth as the Norse God Of Thunder was posted over at Yahoo earlier today and, just like the third Transformers teaser, it’s awesome! Starting where it left off in “Iron Man 2″, the trailer explains Thor’s banishment to Earth and yadda-yadda-yadda, just watch it!
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May 2011 can’t get here fast enough.
Maxim Cover Girl January 2011
If you haven’t seen or heard by now, Katy Perry starts off the New Year by being Maxim’s first cover girl for 2011. After a lackluster roster of cover ladies for 2010, the editors are back on track and swinging it high!
Click on the pic for the bigger version.
Earlier in the week, a couple of SUPER SHITTY digital camera pics of Katy’s cover and editorial were leaked online by some rogue interns at Maxim, so I won’t waste my time posting any other photos from the issue. All you need to know is that there is an additional edit with Whitney Port and an interview with Joel McHale in the issue.
Dr. Dre Premieres New “Kush” Video
Dr. Dre. Snoop Dogg and Akon. That’s all you need to know. The mighty D-R finally unleashed his brand new video (which looks like the sequel to “The Next Episode”) on his Youtube page and we got the hot track right here!
The track is hot, Hot, HOT! The West Coast is back!
Marisa Miller Gets Naked. For Charity.
Everyone’s favorite man-whore Fashion designer, Marc Jacobs, got supermodel Marisa Miller to shed her skivvies and pose buck-ass naked once again. Ah, just like in the good ol’ Perfect 10 days! Nothing but flesh and no inhibitions.
Marisa’s fleshie image appears on a special t-shirt to benefit the NYU Cancer Institute. And since it’s all for charity…..ah, fuck it, SHE’S NAKED, that’s all that matters!
Christina Aguilera’s Leaked Pics = EPIC FAIL
When I heard the word about Xtina had a couple of nude pictures leaked on the Net, I jumped on the opportunity to see what they looked like and….THEY SUCK. SUCK SUCK SUCK! Turns out that the photos are just discreet and features ZERO nudity. Sure there’s a bit of sideboob in some of them, but I got sprung for no goddamned reason.
In fact, I’m so pissed off that I’m just gonna post the picture where Xtina’s fully clothed!
Stare closely all you want, it’s still a sucky-ass photo! Fuck the person that stole these shitty-ass non-nude pictures!
A Hot & Sweaty Christmas with Victoria’s Secret
While everyone is busy freezing their asses off in the cold Christmas Winter weather (including myself), the girls at Victoria’s Secret are already getting ready for the Spring weather by flashing their hot, toned sweaty bodies in swimsuits! I got a hold of some new images for the Swimsuit 2011 campaign and…….
…..how is it possible that Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio can model such PG-rated swimwear yet make it look so racy and hoochie mama dirty?
“Transformers Dark Of The Moon” Teaser Unveiled
It’s here and it’s awesome! The teaser trailer for the third Transformers flick was unveiled on Michael Bay’s website earlier today and you can view it below.
The trailer gives us a glimpse of the new Decepticon villain, Shockwave, and screws with US History by making it look like the Moon landing in 1969 was actually a cover-up! AAAHHHH, I MUST SEE IT!!!
Lady Gaga and The Seven Wax Figures
Gaga got immortalized in wax at the Madame Tussaud’s yesterday. Unfortunately, the actual Gaga couldn’t make it to the event because the unveiling was done in THREE different cities!
Apparently, there are SEVEN different wax figures that were made and the funny thing about all of them? They all look EXACTLY like Gaga! Literally and anatomically!
“Spiderman” Reboot In Production
The new “Spiderman” reboot is underway! Photogs got glimpses of the back-to-blonde Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy filming a funeral scene (most likely for Spidey’s uncle) in New York yesterday. Let’s see if all the Spidey elitists will open their mouths and bad-mouth this one.
New Tomb Raider Videogame Unveiled
I’ll be the first to confess that as a long-time videogamer, I’ve NEVER once found Lara Croft to be polygonally attractive. The aqua-blue tank top, short-shorts, sunglasses and two guns was too…easy. Angelina did a good portrayal for the movies (and the late Michael Turner did an impressive version in the comic books), but the videogame version was just never that good-looking to me.
Ah, but after hearing the news that the long-outdated Tomb Raider franchise was being given to the developers at Square-Enix, it seemed like promising news. Lo and behold, Square-Enix has announced that they are doing an as-yet-untitled Prequel to the Tomb Raider franchise and have unveiled the new look for (a younger) Lara Croft!
They’ve given a drastically different look for Lara and I am privately sporting wood as to what the rest of her looks like! A good actress comparison for this new version would be hottie “Dexter” actress, Jennifer Carpenter. It’s almost uncanny!
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Okay, I’m officially on-board with the new Tomb Raider game. Now I just have to wait a goddamned YEAR before I can play it. Fuckin’ ay, man!
Kevin Smith Is Still Too Fat To Fly
Yup, it’s happened again! Only this time, the outcome didn’t seem so bad. According to a report from People, Mr. Smith, his wife, and Jason Mewes were recently scheduled for a flight back to Los Angeles from JFK Airport in New York but arrived at the departure gates too late and were DENIED from boarding the airplane.
To make a long story short. Mr. Smith tried to board ten minutes before departure but got rejected at the door. Mr. Smith took a rescheduled flight but was given “lovely, apologetic email, full refund for flight, free tix offer – all before I’ve landed“. See? So I guess it’s not all that bad.
