Olivia Wilde Gets Sexy for Glamour

Unlike Olivia’s boob-tastically Photoshopped cover of Cosmo back in April, the editors of Glamour decided to forgo the bad Photoshopping. And ya can’t blame them, either because what’s there to change? The “Tron: Legacy” actress is the cover girl for the June 2011 issue of Glamour with an edit that doesn’t feature overt sexuality (like the last few edits she’s done) and sticks with more of her natural beauty.



Kelly Brook Rips Off Megan Fox

What the Hell is it with these magazines ripping off Megan Fox? First it was U.S. Esquire Magazine and Heather Morris and now it’s UK Esquire with Kelly Brook! The mega-titty British actress of “Piranha 3D” is the June 2011 cover girl for the British mag and, wouldn’t you know it, 100% rips off Megan Fox’s GQ editorial from 2008.

From the blatant tongue wag to the heaving cleavage, it’s all just one big goddamned rip-off! But at least Kelly’s titties are actually real. She’s got that going for her.

[GQ scan: Megan-Fox.NET]

Maxim Editor Defends Maxim Hot 100 List

Everyone has their qualms about this year’s Maxim Hot 100 List (including ME) and it will surprise you as to why some of the ladies chosen for the Top 10 are there in the first place. Maxim Editor-in-Chief Joe Levy appeared on the Kevin & Bean Show on KROQ-FM today and got grilled for some of the choices of this year’s Maxim Hot 100 List.

Everyone seems to agree that Cameron Diaz is WAY too high in this list at #4. Joe’s defense for Cameron is that Cameron has “a funny personality” and is “an All-time great” and that “you’ll love her in the new film ‘Bad Teacher’”. Umm, no, BLOW ME.

For his defense of Rosie Huntington Whiteley at #1 over Megan Fox, Joe argued that Megan Fox has “lost her luster over the years” and that Rosie is undeniably better. I disagree about Megan but agree about Rosie.

For his defense of Olivia Munn at #2, he claims that “he likes her a lot”. OH BULLSHIT.

For once I agree that this year’s list is just a diversion to rile up men’s emotions to the breaking point. Joe Levy didn’t really make a good argument for any of his choices (he simply said “Wow, open your eyes”). I don’t agree with 95% of this year’s list and I’ll just leave it that.

Brooklyn Decker’s Stinky Pink Dress

A large collection of celebrities gathered in New York last night for the Metropolitan Costume Ball. A few celebs learned from their fashion mistakes from last year’s Met Ball and actually dressed up in real designer duds (like Kristen Stewart) while others decided to make BIGGER fashion mistakes in place of last year’s stinkers.

None is more so guilty than model/actress/whatever Brooklyn Decker when she arrived wearing a third-rate stinky pink dress as seen below.


Other supermodels in attendance like Gisele Bundchen, Bar Refaeli, Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington Whiteley kept it classy and sexy while Brooklyn stunk up the joint with her Maxim-quality Stank Ho skeezer digs. EPIC FAIL.

Alessandra Ambrosio – Baby Got Back….?

There were two lovely ladies spotted in bikinis over the weekend – Maria Menounos and Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. Since Maria is a filthy stinkin’ fugly Boston Celtics fan, let’s talk about Alessandra instead!

What happened to Alessandra’s fantastic ass? I really can’t understand how her usually plump butt became a honkin’ pile o’ pancake tush. More than likely, it’s due the after-effect of her pregnancy from 2008, but GOD-DAMN where did her fantastic ass go?!?

[Photo Credit: Alessandra's Beijos]

Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead by President Obama

The man responsible for the 9/11 attacks has been confirmed dead by US officials. MSNBC reports that Bin Laden was killed in a US operation by Intelligence efforts. President Obama addressed the nation at around 8:30 PM PST to confirm the news.


“Fast Five” Spoiler “Ghost” Ending

In case you weren’t aware already, “Fast Five” has taken the slumping box office by nitrous storm by amassing over $83 million. Aside from the usual amount of fast cars, you got Vin Diesel laying the smackdown on the Rock, Han being alive for a second film (even after he died in “Tokyo Drift”), and Jordana Brewster making herself useful for once. But there was something extra juicy at the END of the movie that you probably may have missed if you walked out during the credits.

If you saw the extra ending, good for you! If not, then click on the link below to read about the “Ghost” ending!

If you didn’t see the movie, HUGE SPOILERS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

“Transformers 3″ Trailer #2

More robots and more destruction. It ain’t a Transformers movie unless you Michael Bay adds both of them en masse. It’s only probable that Michael Bay would cut a brand new TF3 trailer complete with more robots (including an appearance with Shockwave) to go in front of screens for “Fast Five”, so here it is!

Unfortunately, there’s still NO scenes of supermodel Rosie Huntington Whiteley spouting any lines. C’mon, Michael Bay, let the girl speak!

The Royal Wedding Summed Up In One Photo

In case you missed it, the Duchess of Cambridge arrived to the wedding in a blandly designed dress and tiara while the Duke had a giant honkin’ bald spot.

The only shining light in this whole Royal Wedding was the reaction of THAT little girl on the balcony of Buckingham Palace. I share your pain, little girl!

Everybody Loves Kate Middleton….

Are you tired of this Kate Middleton broad and her boytoy prince yet?

I KNOW I AM. And it’s all the fault of the goddamned American media!

ROYAL UPDATE: As of 8 A.M. (UK time), Queen Elizabeth has officially given William & Kate the royal titles of “Duke & Duchess of Cambridge”. So that saves me all the drama of not having to watch this damned wedding. Thanks, your Queen-ness!

Jessica Alba Is Officially OLD

I know it’s hard to believe but Jessica Alba turns the big 3-0 today. She’s one of those few actresses that keeps doing movies yet she ALWAYS plays the same exact character. Sorta like Jennifer Aniston. If you look at her filmography, there isn’t a single role in the list where either one was distinguishable from the other.

Whether it’s “Fantastic 4″, or “Good Luck Chuck”, or “Into The Blue”, “Valentine’s Day”, or even “Machete” and “Little Fockers”, HOW DOES THIS GIRL STILL GET WORK??? But then again, the argument would be “Dude, but she’s hot!” – Yeah, I don’t fuckin’ think so.

For the record, I could write a whole 25-page dissertation as to why Jessica Alba is one of the worst celebrities in Hollywood…..but that would be a total waste of everyone’s time. Other than that, Happy Birthday, you heartless bitch.

Supermodels Invade the Tribeca Flm Festival

What is it about the New York Tribeca Film Festival that attracts the growing ilk of way-too-hot supermodels to its doors? The Hell if I know!

Case in point, a large group of supermodels were in attendance for the Tribeca film premiere of “Last Night” which included Doutzen Kroes, Hilary Rhoda, Karolina Kurkova, Julie Henderson, Anja Rubik, and of course, the hooter-riffic Miranda Kerr.

Okay, so maybe it’s not the most prolific group of supermodels (where’s Irina Shayk???) but hey, a threesomes a crowd!

Beastie Boys Unleash New Album Early Due To Leaks

Due to unnecessary leaks made of the “clean version” of the new Beastie Boys LP “Hot Sauce Committee Part 2″, the terrible threesome decided to take matters in their own hands and released the “dirty version” for everyone to hear!

The album will in stores on May 3rd but all 15 tracks from HSCP2 is available for listening below, so click and listen! Don’t skip any tracks and listen to all of them.

**Recommended tracks to listen to: “Make Some Noise”, “Don’t Play No Game That I Can’t Win”, “Funky Donkey”, “The Larry Routine”, “Lee Majors Comes Again”, “Multilateral Nuclear Disarmament”, and “Crazy Ass Shit”.**

If there’s one thing for certain, it’s that the Beasties haven’t lost their touch for good ol’ fashioned Hip Hop. No Auto-tune and definitely none of that Electro-trash Pop. This is how it should be done!

Khloe Kardashian – Baby Got Back

I admit, I’ve watched a few episodes of the SUPER boring “Khloe & Lamar” show. There’s zero drama and ZERO charm about this show and had there been scenes of Khloe flashing her ass to the paparazzi (as seen below from last Saturday night) then MAYBE there’d be something worth watching on that show.

Butt I’m sure you’re saying, “You’re crazy, I’d rather see Kim’s phat ass not Khloe’s!” Hey, I said MAYBE.

The Other Good Thing(ies) About Miranda Kerr

If there was one good thing that emerged from Miranda Kerr’s pregnancy with Orlando Bloom’s demon-seed baby, it’s that Miranda’s breastesses have blown up to watermelon-sized proportions. Unfortunately, it affected her supermodel curves (as seen in some new ungodly bikini pics she took recently), so it’s the only good thing I’ve got left to look at.

For a girl who’s never been this big, she sure filled out! It’s a shame she’ll lose it all once the demon-seed baby suckles it all away. Orlando Bloom is an Asshole!

What’s Eating Amber Heard?

NO, that was not a euphemism! The birthday girl was spotted out in Beverly Hills yesterday with her girlfriend and didn’t seem too happy. C’mon, she only turned 25! But if she’s not happy, then I’m not happy!

What’s this world come to if a lipstick lesbian Playboy bunny can’t be all smiles and butterflies on her birthday?!? Scandalous!

Bar Refaeli Loves Hockey

I can absolutely guarantee that Bar Refaeli has NO idea how hockey works. But that don’t mean she can’t PRETEND to know….

The out-of-work Israeli supermodel was spotted at the NY Rangers game last night alongside her brother, where she sorta-kinda looked like she had a good time, I guess.

UPDATE: This tweet from Bar’s official Twitter page confirms my suspicion.

See, I told ya!

Happy 420 for 2011!

If you’re reading this, STOP IT. Go smoke a bowl!

Demi Lovato Is Happy (And Hefty)

Demi Lovato is taking her eating disorder treatment very seriously……

…..Sorry, I couldn’t say that with a straight face. Wow, this girl really let herself go! She’s gotten chunkier from the last time I saw her and it’s gotta be from all those Twinkies and Ho-Ho’s that they force her to eat all day. I’m not saying she’s fat, but GOD-DAMN!

Ashley Greene’s Day @ Coachella

Ashley was filming the fifth”Twilight” flick in Vancouver but managed to still take the weekend off to attend the Coachella Valley Music Festival in Indio, CA.

In case you weren’t there (like me), the weather at Coachella can reach blistering highs of 100 degrees in mid-day, hence the reason for Ashley dressing in a bikini covered by a tank top. See the picture below.

Yeah, a little more of that, please! Now you’re probably asking, “Was Ashley there for all three days?” Here’s my answer: SHUT UP.